omg they are gagging for us to return back to the office. “second family”?
not having to make lunch? babes, we were paying 4.99 for two slices of bread under the guise of freshness.
hi, i have been asked under duress to promote my shit (thanks @ChantayyJayy). please follow @riceat_home. 10Q.
note: it's a dettol advert, i thought the green made that obvious but people are tweeting like i'm a conspiracist who cropped for an agenda against the gov't lmao. no, it's not that serious & they're failing w/o my help. glad to be helping the fall of late-stage capitalism tho x
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