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The Solar System
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Learn about our precious solar system with non other than Space Ishtar!!
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The Solar System-ғᴏʀ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛs-
Learn about our precious solar system with non other than Space Ishtar!!
So anyways, this is the Sun.
It’s right in the middle of your Solar system and it’s pretty fucking big. It’s main purpose is to give you all energy on good ole earth.
Some freaky scientists hypothesize that it may go ‘BOOM’ one day.
Alright... MOVING ON!!
It’s right in the middle of your Solar system and it’s pretty fucking big. It’s main purpose is to give you all energy on good ole earth.
Some freaky scientists hypothesize that it may go ‘BOOM’ one day.
Alright... MOVING ON!!
“Here we have Mercury. This planet is the Sun’s neighbor and it’s pretty hot.
...due to no one really giving a shit about Mercury, I’ve decided to move on...
OH YEAH!! Remember to get those guns from Brother Vance. Especially that Auto Rifle.”
...due to no one really giving a shit about Mercury, I’ve decided to move on...
OH YEAH!! Remember to get those guns from Brother Vance. Especially that Auto Rifle.”
Our next planet is VENUS!!!
It’s clearly the best planet in this stupid Solar System. She’s got style, she’s an icon & and she is the moment!
...I mean come on now!
Venus is winning and all the other planetoids are losing.
It’s clearly the best planet in this stupid Solar System. She’s got style, she’s an icon & and she is the moment!
...I mean come on now!
Venus is winning and all the other planetoids are losing.
“Ain’t this y’all home, right? Exactly, so Im just gonna skip this one and move on.”
“Here is Mars, the red planet.
It’s fourth from your star and may be of use to the humans. That also brings on MY question...
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO COLONIZE THIS PLACE!?! 2020 AND YA STILL DONT HaVe tHe EqUIpMeNt???
Please, you guys are just scared of the unknown.”
It’s fourth from your star and may be of use to the humans. That also brings on MY question...
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO COLONIZE THIS PLACE!?! 2020 AND YA STILL DONT HaVe tHe EqUIpMeNt???
Please, you guys are just scared of the unknown.”
This planet right here is Jupiter.
It’s pretty big, but doesn’t rival the sun. (Who believes this crap?!) This planet is also known as one of the Gas Giants.
...And no. It’s not farting.
MOVING ON!!!
It’s pretty big, but doesn’t rival the sun. (Who believes this crap?!) This planet is also known as one of the Gas Giants.
...And no. It’s not farting.
MOVING ON!!!
!!ʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ!!
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This is Saturn.
This is also the place where you fought and destroyed the Taken King, Oryx.
...You probably got an exotic unlike the rest of your teammates. Drop rates are stupid, BUT They. Are. Fair.
Next!!
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This is Saturn.
This is also the place where you fought and destroyed the Taken King, Oryx.
...You probably got an exotic unlike the rest of your teammates. Drop rates are stupid, BUT They. Are. Fair.
Next!!
“No one cares about Uranus, honestly. When was the last time you heard someone mention ‘Uranus’?
Exactly...
...Oh shit. Someone’s child is gonna see this and tell their friends all about it.
I can hear them already...
‘UrANus Lol!’
...Wow.”
Exactly...
...Oh shit. Someone’s child is gonna see this and tell their friends all about it.
I can hear them already...
‘UrANus Lol!’
...Wow.”
“This bitch is cold. That’s it. That’s literally everything you need to know about Neptune.”
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