So @AnyTechnology sent me a very inconspicuous care package because he's an amazing friend and hooman bean...

.....but opening to find this should have been a warning

Anyway we were chatting one day and I was complaining about dudes who try to cop a feel at salsa dance socials and how I wanted stun gun booty shorts to shock them away

AND HE MADE THEM FOR ME AND I LOVE THEM

Such inconspicuous. Much wow.

Thank you Allen @AnyTechnology

For other nerds like myself this is the electronics package. It's a ripped open disposable camera flash circuit, with a flyback transformer charging a cap that'll discharge and zap ya when you touch two points of copper.

Also I didn't fact check this so @AnyTechnology plz check

I forgot tiktok let's you download things. Here's @AnyTechnology's tiktok about it