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Mohamed Hadid's house on RHOBH 
if that King of Palestine needs another 20-something girlfriend, I have nothing better going on
if that King of Palestine needs another 20-something girlfriend, I have nothing better going on
Kim arriving to meet with one guest at a party and ditching him to hit it off with someone else is big me energy lmfao I love her drunk, messy ass
Kyle wants to have lots of babies with her hot husband and I honestly get it.
Allison Dubois showed up with her toy cigarette, drank a gallon of hard liquor, and started reading Kyle's life and I LOVE TO SEE IT
I liked Faye Resnick's old face!
Camille brutally suppressing social climbers at her dinner table with diamonds glittering menacingly from her ears and neck >>>>>
I absolutely love the way Lisa and Adrienne mentally clock out of the mess. Every time something pops off, you can see the lights dim behind their eyes.
Allison Dubois, the messiest medium west of the Mississippi
Was Allison the Messy Medium wrong about Kyle and Mauricio's marriage? Because...
I wish Taylor would focus on raising her daughter and stop trying to make Russell happen. He is unattractive and unpleasant and their lifestyle is not that special.
I really love the tarty way that Lisa Vanderpump dressed in season one. Lots of embellishment, lots of bright color, metallics, CLEAVAGE.
Camille's marriage disintegrating is the first time I've seen her have an authentic experience on the show.
Taylor was turning thirty in season one?! As in a year after 29?!
Kyle stops being afraid of confrontation when it's her sister and I find that so distasteful.
Lisa loves to get involved in shit that is not her business at all just to immediately start minding her business once shit pops off. Virgo tingz 
Kyle called her sister an alcoholic on national TV
Adrienne - Virgo
Lisa - Virgo
Camille - Virgo
Kim - Virgo
Taylor - Gemini
Kyle - Pisces
No wonder shit falls apart every episode lmfao
Lisa - Virgo
Camille - Virgo
Kim - Virgo
Taylor - Gemini
Kyle - Pisces
No wonder shit falls apart every episode lmfao
Andy Cohen knows he's wrong for writing these inflammatory ass reunion questions and blaming them on Lisa Ann Whoever from Okefenokee, Georgia
Andy asking the housewives to guess how much a gallon of milk is like Kyle, Kim, and Taylor don't regularly take their middle-class asses to the store and buy it themselves lol
Kelsey suggested Camille do the show? He is a shady bitch!
Camille used "Machiavellic," which isn't a word, but that's fine. I think she knows what Machiavellianism is. She definitely doesn't know what "pernicious" means, lol.
Kelsey Grammer is the type to think prenups are insulting to women? Let me put on a flight attendant uniform and get to work...
Is Kim drunk like every waking moment? Or is this constant slur a natural feature of her personality?
Lisa calling Andy poor >>>>>>>>>
Adrienne Maloof dismissing Isaac Mizrahi's comments on her hair is why I like her. Like, seriously. What does he know about hair?
Camille won't let a single negative thing get said about her behavior on this season without bringing up her disintegrating marriage. She said, if y'all whores gonna play the victim every episode, I will do it on the reunion.
NOT CAMILLE CALLING KYLE'S HUSBAND LOCAL HAHAHAHA
Cedric needs therapy and a clue. If he felt so smothered and controlled in the Vanderpumps' house, he could have gotten his own damn apartment.
Not Kim telling Taylor "get more comfortable with his foot on your neck" and thinking that's marriage advice.
Paul Nassif knows good and hell well he isn't the one who required the prenup in his marriage lmao
I enjoy Lisa and Ken's jokes about how they don't have sex. She understands that sleeping with men is embarrassing, even if you've been married 30 years.
I don't know nothing about sisters, but I would never speak to Kyle again if I was Kim.
All rise for The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick
Kyle is saying that we shouldn't speak on Faye Resnick's moral turpitude like we weren't alive in the nineties or something.
