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[And now, 'Command Revision Krystal Dies' by BiggestDreamer53]
My name is Melody Veronica and I'm a new member of Star Wolf after the Aparoid invasion.
After the invasion, Star Wolf cleared their heads for helping Star Fox kill the Aparoid queen and they started a contest for new membes and I won.
After the invasion, Star Wolf cleared their heads for helping Star Fox kill the Aparoid queen and they started a contest for new membes and I won.
I woke up when I heard terrible news from our leader Star Wolf that another new member was going to be joining in, Krystal.
She was a member of Star Fox before Fox McCloud broke her fucking heart and I say the bitch got awa stock free
She was a member of Star Fox before Fox McCloud broke her fucking heart and I say the bitch got awa stock free
That bitch came to us and presented herself, "Hello everybody, my name is Krystal and I was with Star Fox before he broke my heart." She said, I gave my the middle finger to her.
Wolf glared at me and said, "Melody treat Krystal better from now on you two will be colleagues."
Wolf glared at me and said, "Melody treat Krystal better from now on you two will be colleagues."
Me and Panther were in the dining area of Sargasso kissing each other.
"Oh, Melody, you are the most beautiful vixen in all of Corneria."
"Aw, thanks Panther."
Suddenly, that fucking bitch Krystal cam over and said. "Panther we need to talk"
"What do you want you stupid slut?
"Oh, Melody, you are the most beautiful vixen in all of Corneria."
"Aw, thanks Panther."
Suddenly, that fucking bitch Krystal cam over and said. "Panther we need to talk"
"What do you want you stupid slut?
Then, Wolf came in angrily. "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE YOU FOOLS?!1" Wolf said all angry. "IF YOU HURT KRYSTAL AGAIN I WILL DESTORY YOU! SHES YOUR PARTNER REMEMBER""
"Whatever!" I said, giving my middle finger to him. Me and Panther then resumed kissing each other.
"Whatever!" I said, giving my middle finger to him. Me and Panther then resumed kissing each other.
"It's not fair, I didn't do anything to deserve their ire." Krystal said. "I am literally perfect in every way, I am beautiful, I am sexy, why don't Fox and Panther fall in love with me? They keep drooling over those sluts Fara and Melody, I am so much more than they are!
AN: FOR THE REVIEWERS THAT CRITICIZED MY FANFIC, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DON'T DESERVE TO GO TO HELL, YOU DO! MELODY IS NOT A MARY SEU, OKAY? AND KRYSTAL IS NOT A COMPLEX CHARACTER, SHE IS A BITCH AND A SLUT!
"GIVE ME BACK KRYSTAL YOU MOPTHERFUCKERS!" Fox McCloud screamed shooting at us in our ships.
"No chance in hell, Fox! She's mine now!" Wolf retorted to him as he threw a bomb to his Arwing.
"No chance in hell, Fox! She's mine now!" Wolf retorted to him as he threw a bomb to his Arwing.
Meanwhile, that fucking bitch Krystal was waching them fight and giggling. "Guys, guys, don't fight over me okay!" She said giggling.
"SHUT UP, YOU USELESS BITCH!" I yelled shooting at her back, she screamed and pain and her ship started falling downards towards the sun. "AAAAHH
"SHUT UP, YOU USELESS BITCH!" I yelled shooting at her back, she screamed and pain and her ship started falling downards towards the sun. "AAAAHH
