Adult black cat: looks like a pool of shadow, sleek, elegant, mysterious, walks in beauty like the night

Black kitten: looks like a sockful of soot halfway through exploding and is really confused and mad about it
This tweet inspired by the kitten I saw in a window yesterday that just looked entirely chaotic and bewildered.
Honestly, loving all the black cat replies to this. Keep 'em coming. Put non-black cats in if you like.
The best responses to this have been the ACTUALLY I THINK YOU'LL FIND MY BLACK CAT IS A TOTAL DOOFUS HERE LOOK ones.
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