Review coming shortly https://twitter.com/yc/status/1301221183757713410
I don’t even know if I matched these correctly and I can’t find a key online but here are the flavors...
I actually need to calm down I feel like I’m on fear factor or something
Green Beans: I cannot place this flavor at all it actually tastes like raw corn and werthers originals...eating a second one whew as you might imagine it’s not good...but beats very low expectations...need to clean my palate
Roasted Turkey: the one I labeled sweet potato pie is definitely turkey OMG THIS IS WHAT 2020 taste like...it’s like candy made out of...BROWN GRAVY. It’s SO salty...it smells vaguely of boullion cubes
Ginger glazed carrot: the one I labeled above as turkey is def the carrot. It tastes kinda like those spicy amber-brown colored ginger candies that are like candy for sick (as in health) people. I ate a second one...it’s kinda like a bad and spicy honey bun
Cranberry sauce: run of the mill “red” candy flavor...would categorize this as more cherry flavored, vaguely twizzler flavor. Very sweet. Don’t think I can stomach many of these. Ate 1.5
Stuffing: the one I labeled stuffing is definitely stuffing. Or it’s turkey. Honestly both taste like chicken broth which is upsetting. This one tastes a little more “roasted” in flavor though so maybe it is turkey. Much to ponder
Yeah I think I mixed up turkey and stuffing and they are both demonic
Mixed up glazed carrot and sweet potato pie too... the last one is definitely ginger glazed carrot...it’s spicier than the real sweet potato pie flavor. Final thoughts and re-labeling coming
Pretty confident this is the right labeling now...honestly it doesn’t matter because these are bad-bad. I actually went back and re-tasted each one and discover notes of ONION in the stuffing one. The carrot one tastes like grass on re-taste
didn’t expect these to be good but assumed the sweet ones would be fine and no. The sweets underperformed and the savories maybe over-performed (but were still abject hell)...grateful for the experience as scientific discovery is my passion above all...not planning on eating more
Ive gotten a lot of responses to this thread I’m sure they are all adoring sorry if I missed them, I also did a video review on my IG stories if you prefer because all we have is time so whatever @/yc.718
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