parks and rec characters and how gay i think they are: a thread

ron swanson is straight but he punches homophobes and wants to defund the police

leslie knope is functional bisexual and absolutely once had a big crush on ann

ann perkins is a lesbian

ben wyatt is a disaster bisexual, punches homophobes and misogynists, hates cops, and thinks han solo is pretty

andy dwyer is pansexual. he loves everyone. everyone is fantastic. he's got so much love to give.

april ludgate is bisexual with a heavy preference towards women

tom haverford is a gay man who experienced comphet all his life and is actually in love with jean-ralphio (and absolutely had a crush on leslie's ex justin)

donna meagle is (sadly) very straight but she's the biggest supporter and would fight a homophobe any day for her friends

jerry thinks he's straight but in reality he's bi, just with a heavy preference towards women, and he's never experimented

added: chris traeger is pansexual. everyone is literally beautiful.