@collins_faron crueley suggested yesterday that my #fpl insights on here were lacking. This needs addressing.

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Stick stats up her hoop and rely on the good old eye test. MOTD after a chicken Madras and half a dozen pints of NEIPA is the way forwards.
Paying ÂŁ15 to a random charleton's patreon in exchange for a monthly five minute chat and a 50p Aldi voucher is best avoided.
Spend it on two of the aforementioned curries instead.
Check out #fpl accounts timelines before you follow.
Any retweets of George Crosses or mention of "the EU is stealing are fish" is a sure sign a nearby village is missing it's idiot.
When assessing Saints assets, feel free to badger @lucyhighnett 24/7. It"s her role in life and she in no form resents getting DM ed at three in the morning by a bloke from The Falklands wanting to know if KWP is "nailed".
Theo Walcott is never a good one week punt.
Got that?
With a few notable exceptions, I think my level of analysis betters much of what is available on Twatter currently......
And you can have it for free.
#GenerousClump
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