xiaozhan is a 6 ft tall giant: a thread (to remind us all he& #39;s not pocket-sized)
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the way everyone looks like literal garden gnomes everytime he& #39;s around homie& #39;s so tall and for WHAT
if i were his makeup stylist i would need to carry a whole goddamn plastic stool everywhere i go just the thought of it stresses me out
my school didnt have the "if ure tall u sit at the back" system if this man was my classmate and he sat in front of me i would genuinely hate him with every single 12 inches of my being
the way he& #39;s almost as tall as that goddamn gym equipment (idk what that is i dont speak gym and healthy lifestyle)
HE WANTS US TO BELIEVE HE& #39;S POCKET-SIZED SO BAD
I BELIEVE IN XULLET SUPREMACY
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must be nice to never have to worry abt being lost in a crowd
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hes so tall and for what
how is he simultaneously the tiniest and the tallest man ever science explain
he had to shrink himself BYEEEEEEEEEEE
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in another ep of why xfxs refuse to believe he& #39;s 6 ft tall
in conclusion xiaozhan giant thank u for coming to my ted talk