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xiaozhan is a 6 ft tall giant: a thread (to remind us all he's not pocket-sized)
PLS SAY SIKE
HELP?.?.??.?.?
i refuse to believe this is real
there are no words
bruh moment
tall ppl struggles couldnt be me
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the way he literally had to shrink himself and slouch i hate tall people
are we kidding ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐๐ฒ ๐ธ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ป๐ด แดสแด แดกแด แดษชแด
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EYE
the way everyone looks like literal garden gnomes everytime he's around homie's so tall and for WHAT
THE WAY I SCREAMED
king spare some height pls i will only beg 8484839475 times
girl same
this mf is as tall as that goddamn DOOR
xiaozhan
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if i were his makeup stylist i would need to carry a whole goddamn plastic stool everywhere i go just the thought of it stresses me out
its so hard to comprehend that hes 6 ft tall when he acts แตแถฆโฟแถฆแต all the time
my school didnt have the "if ure tall u sit at the back" system if this man was my classmate and he sat in front of me i would genuinely hate him with every single 12 inches of my being
ZU ER IS 165 CM TALL JUST LET THAT SINK IN
the way he's almost as tall as that goddamn gym equipment (idk what that is i dont speak gym and healthy lifestyle)
??????????????? JUST LOOK AT THE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND????
excuse my language but what the FUCK
idk what to caption these but for the 25th time i hate tall people
the way we can still see his head even in a crowd of people SENDS
HE WANTS US TO BELIEVE HE'S POCKET-SIZED SO BAD
open for a cute surprise
mans literally 90% legs
im convinced im as tall as his legs
alternative title for this thread: xiaozhan and his long ass legs
xiaozhan manspreading ure welcome
xiaozhan in all black + black leather pants + MANSPREAAAAAAADING = my d*ath
mayhaps i needed an excuse to tweet more abt this xiaozhan look but LEGSSS
I BELIEVE IN XULLET SUPREMACY 
bazaar charity night xiaozhan thats it thats the tweet
???? THIS IS THE MAN I CHOOSE TO BABY EVERYDAY???????????
a literal GIANT
no thoughts just zhegs xiaozhan legs
in conclusion yibo 2 ft tall
am i a joke to him
LEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS
have i said xiaozhan giant because xiaozhan GIANT
oh to be a chair
YELLING
the actual the giant who
pocket-sized wants to be
babie pocket-sized
pocket-sized wants to be
babie pocket-sized
must be nice to never have to worry abt being lost in a crowd 
shhh theyre communicating
hes so tall and for what
how is he simultaneously the tiniest and the tallest man ever science explain
he had to shrink himself BYEEEEEEEEEEE 
in another ep of why xfxs refuse to believe he's 6 ft tall
in conclusion xiaozhan giant thank u for coming to my ted talk
