Laughing my ass off picturing Prince Harry in the lobby of, like, Olive Bridge Productions or sitting at a conference room table at Chernin just sweating it out as they tell him how 'excited' they are to have him in to pitch on the sequel to Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates.
The Royal Water Bottle Tour (2021)

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Prince Harry high-tailing it from Mar Vista to WeHo to Burbank to make his third dead-end general meeting, woofing down a Chalupa in a Taco Bell parking lot on Vine and changing out of a sweat-soaked shirt in the mid-July sun with only 10 minutes to spare.
Lumbering into Todd Phillips' office on the WB lot and plopping down into a leather chair only to be greeted by Craig Mazin with a shit-eating grin on his face.
Having a meeting at a Starbucks in Glendale with a 'producer' who his manager promises him is legit - but is 100% not legit and is using Russian mob money to finance his shoddy third-world (mostly Bulgarian) shoots.
Prince Harry weeping in a 2 bedroom apartment after a show that is identical to his (and in final negotiations) gets sold and his agents break this news to him with a cupcake arrangement, ending the most promising prospect of his year/life.
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