Laughing my ass off picturing Prince Harry in the lobby of, like, Olive Bridge Productions or sitting at a conference room table at Chernin just sweating it out as they tell him how & #39;excited& #39; they are to have him in to pitch on the sequel to Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates.
The Royal Water Bottle Tour (2021)

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Prince Harry high-tailing it from Mar Vista to WeHo to Burbank to make his third dead-end general meeting, woofing down a Chalupa in a Taco Bell parking lot on Vine and changing out of a sweat-soaked shirt in the mid-July sun with only 10 minutes to spare.
Lumbering into Todd Phillips& #39; office on the WB lot and plopping down into a leather chair only to be greeted by Craig Mazin with a shit-eating grin on his face.
Having a meeting at a Starbucks in Glendale with a & #39;producer& #39; who his manager promises him is legit - but is 100% not legit and is using Russian mob money to finance his shoddy third-world (mostly Bulgarian) shoots.
Prince Harry weeping in a 2 bedroom apartment after a show that is identical to his (and in final negotiations) gets sold and his agents break this news to him with a cupcake arrangement, ending the most promising prospect of his year/life.
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