Last month, I talked about the importance of reviews, even bad ones. This month, I'll follow up by occasionally featuring one of my own 1-star reviews. I have plenty to choose from ;) All identifying info removed, typos corrected.
Posting some of my one-stars isn't intended as a complaint (I'm fully pro-review.) It's a reminder for writers that as frustrating as these may be at first, with distance we can get a chuckle out of them (or at least an eye roll.)
Any authors wanting to join in? #MyOneStar
First up, Omens. "Dear reader, always check the title before purchasing." Also, this perfectly encapsulates the entire Cainsville series & I want it as a tagline. #MyOneStar
Next in #MyOneStar series, The Summoning. "Dear reader, the Surgeon General has determined that reading references to menstruation will not cause the loss of any male body parts."
The next #MyOneStar is for City of the Lost. "Dear reader, the women of Rockton take this as a compliment."
Let's do another #MyOneStar. "Dear reader, zzz."
Honestly, the biggest surprise for this one was the book it's for. Of all my books to prompt this response...The Gathering? Really?
Time for a Bitten #MyOneStar "Dear reader, thank you for the . . . wait, that's *not* a recommendation?"
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