Why Dortmund are better than Bayern, a thread:

Ballspielverein Borussia 09 e.V. Dortmund sounds better than Fußball-Club Bayern München e.V.

Dortmund have Haaland and Bayern have Lewandowski, and Haaland is better, here are the FIFA cards to prove:

We have Don Michael Zorc and nothing else needs to be said about him except he is the GOAT

Our striker Haaland is Norwegian and that looks nicer than Poland (Lewandowski is Polish sorry Polish people ily)

We have Lucien Favre and Pele said he is the best coach of all time and Cristiano Ronaldo said he was the best player of all time when he played, don’t search it up just trust me

Dortmund have Zagadou and Bayern don’t

Our stadium has two names: Westfalenstadion, Signal Iduna Park and Bayern’s stadium only has one

Dortmund’s oven gloves look nicer than Bayern’s oven gloves

Lastly, Dortmund are better than Bayern because I said so