Thread by @kurapikasdad, i still cannot get over the fact that kageyama knows hoshiumi looked [...]

i still cannot get over the fact that kageyama knows hoshiumi looked at hinatas msby profile. u know how we got to see the jackals looking at kageyamas commercial in the bus and bokuto listening to music. what was the adlers bus ride like. i need to know this for science

does hoshiumi fucking announce what hes doing on his phone like he's siri. how does everyone know. this means kageyama probably sat next to him on the bus. i can totally see ushijima just doing something like duolingo on his phone before a match. kageyama and hoshiumi friends

hoshiumi: kageyama how tall is hinata shoyo now?
kageyama: i dont keep track of things like that hoshiumi-san it isn't relevant to the game
hoshiumi: ok i'll look it up on my phone
- korais phone background is something stupid like his fucking stats sheet and a pic of him-

hoshiumi: ha HA! IVE won
ushijima: hoshiumi. what have you won. we are not at the game yet
kageyama: by how much?
hoshiumi: 0.9cm!
ushijima: it is not much.
hoshiumi: SHUT UP!
fukuro: *takes off his headset* korai please stop yelling at your teammates
hoshiumi: IM NOT IM JUST

hoshiumi: *scrambles over his seat* whatcha doing ushijima
ushijima: i am brushing up on my polish
fukuro: korai please sit down, bus driver's orders
hoshiumi: polish.. like nail polish?
kageyama: hoshiumi-san thats a country. poland
hoshiumi: how BIG is this country

hoshiumi: *starts googling up poland and comparing its size to japan* ha HA! we've beat poland. japan is 145,914 mi² and poland is 120,726 mi²
kageyama: what about italy
hoshiumi: one second... 116,347 mi². ha-ha! japan wins. im staying here forever... because i never lose

ushijima: i thought you didnt want to leave because you dont like the food everywhere else. remember when you got food poisoning in-
hoshiumi: shut UP
fukuro: korai thats it. stop bullying wakatoshi.
hoshiumi: IM NOT HES JUST KILLING MY MOOD
kageyama: hes just being honest

ushijima: it is no matter to me
hoshiumi: OF COURSE IT DOESNT... YOURE UNFLAPPABLE... THE IMMOVABLE USHIWAKA
fukuro: *taking off his headset* can you please not bring my family into this korai
hoshiumi: IT'S NOT ABOUT HIM... IM TALKING ABOUT USHIWAKA
ushijima: immobile...?

fukuro: well i cant wait to meet this famous hinata shoyo you all talk about
kageyama: i dont talk about him that much captain. it's mostly hoshiumi-san
hoshiumi: ARE YOU SERIOUS EVERYONE IS JUST THROWING ME UNDER A BUS
ushijima: do not go under the bus, hoshiumi
hoshiumi: AAAA

romero: wakatoshi! korai! tobio! dont fight with each other before the match you need to focus on the real enemy! the jackals! *does the claw sign*
hoshiumi: *thinking* i just understand the word "enemy"
ushijima: romero-senpai. you are so wise
kageyama: *tries to mimic the claw*

romero: tobio that is so cute. do it again so i can show my son rubens. wait all three of you
fukuro: korai this is the second time. please do not stand up on the bus
adlers trio: *does the claw sign*
romero: im captioning this one... traitors! hahaha!
ushijima: ...?

hoshiumi: *jumps up* i would never betray my country!
fukuro: KORAI THIRD TIM-
kageyama: it is nice being home in miyagi do you agree ushijima-san
ushijima: *wistfully* the place where i lost to hinata shoyo. i will win this time
kageyama: ...you also lost to me
ushijima: yes

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