Thread by @kurapikasdad, i still cannot get over the fact that kageyama knows hoshiumi looked [...]

i still cannot get over the fact that kageyama knows hoshiumi looked at hinatas msby profile. u know how we got to see the jackals looking at kageyamas commercial in the bus and bokuto listening to music. what was the adlers bus ride like. i need to know this for science

does hoshiumi fucking announce what hes doing on his phone like he& #39;s siri. how does everyone know. this means kageyama probably sat next to him on the bus. i can totally see ushijima just doing something like duolingo on his phone before a match. kageyama and hoshiumi friends

hoshiumi: kageyama how tall is hinata shoyo now?
kageyama: i dont keep track of things like that hoshiumi-san it isn& #39;t relevant to the game
hoshiumi: ok i& #39;ll look it up on my phone
- korais phone background is something stupid like his fucking stats sheet and a pic of him-

hoshiumi: ha HA! IVE won
ushijima: hoshiumi. what have you won. we are not at the game yet
kageyama: by how much?
hoshiumi: 0.9cm!
ushijima: it is not much.
hoshiumi: SHUT UP!
fukuro: *takes off his headset* korai please stop yelling at your teammates
hoshiumi: IM NOT IM JUST

hoshiumi: *scrambles over his seat* whatcha doing ushijima
ushijima: i am brushing up on my polish
fukuro: korai please sit down, bus driver& #39;s orders
hoshiumi: polish.. like nail polish?
kageyama: hoshiumi-san thats a country. poland
hoshiumi: how BIG is this country

hoshiumi: *starts googling up poland and comparing its size to japan* ha HA! we& #39;ve beat poland. japan is 145,914 mi² and poland is 120,726 mi²
kageyama: what about italy
hoshiumi: one second... 116,347 mi². ha-ha! japan wins. im staying here forever... because i never lose

ushijima: i thought you didnt want to leave because you dont like the food everywhere else. remember when you got food poisoning in-
hoshiumi: shut UP
fukuro: korai thats it. stop bullying wakatoshi.
hoshiumi: IM NOT HES JUST KILLING MY MOOD
kageyama: hes just being honest

ushijima: it is no matter to me
hoshiumi: OF COURSE IT DOESNT... YOURE UNFLAPPABLE... THE IMMOVABLE USHIWAKA
fukuro: *taking off his headset* can you please not bring my family into this korai
hoshiumi: IT& #39;S NOT ABOUT HIM... IM TALKING ABOUT USHIWAKA
ushijima: immobile...?

fukuro: well i cant wait to meet this famous hinata shoyo you all talk about
kageyama: i dont talk about him that much captain. it& #39;s mostly hoshiumi-san
hoshiumi: ARE YOU SERIOUS EVERYONE IS JUST THROWING ME UNDER A BUS
ushijima: do not go under the bus, hoshiumi
hoshiumi: AAAA

romero: wakatoshi! korai! tobio! dont fight with each other before the match you need to focus on the real enemy! the jackals! *does the claw sign*
hoshiumi: *thinking* i just understand the word "enemy"
ushijima: romero-senpai. you are so wise
kageyama: *tries to mimic the claw*

romero: tobio that is so cute. do it again so i can show my son rubens. wait all three of you
fukuro: korai this is the second time. please do not stand up on the bus
adlers trio: *does the claw sign*
romero: im captioning this one... traitors! hahaha!
ushijima: ...?

hoshiumi: *jumps up* i would never betray my country!
fukuro: KORAI THIRD TIM-
kageyama: it is nice being home in miyagi do you agree ushijima-san
ushijima: *wistfully* the place where i lost to hinata shoyo. i will win this time
kageyama: ...you also lost to me
ushijima: yes

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