Only @realDonaldTrump could& #39;ve thought of this.
"The news of state police troopers being deputized by U.S. Marshals, which was first reported by freelance journalist Deborah Bloom, came a day after sheriffs from surrounding counties declined to send in deputies..."
"...to help Multnomah County and the Portland Police Bureau after Gov. Brown outlined a law enforcement plan to respond to the unrest."
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Leftists are saying both that this is unnecessary AND it must be prevented.

They say "99.99 percent" of the city is fine.

Did you know that chimpanzees have 99 percent of our DNA?
It& #39;s that 1 percent that makes all the difference.

A chimp will NEVER--under any circumstances--become a jet fighter pilot or write a bestselling novel.

Pet chimps almost always kill their owners.

Why?

Chimps have a bunch of inbred features.
You raise them from a baby, and after they become adults, they need to establish who& #39;s boss.

In the wild, chimps KILL THEIR OWN FATHERS to be the boss.

Wild chimps can read the subtle test signals that the young chimp sends out.
The second the young chimp threatens the boss, the boss administers a beating, because his life depends on it.

Pet chimps start threatening their owners.

You miss all the signs, because YOU& #39;RE NOT A CHIMP.

So one day, the emboldened chimp cleans your clock.
Without warning.

You young what chimps ALWAYS do to the people they attack?

Tear off their genitals, bite off their fingers, and gouge out their eyes.

Survivors of chimp attacks look like burn victims.
The chimp bites off facial bone.

Chimps are the only animals that murder for fun.

Each clan raids other clans just to kill one of the...enemy club.

Portland and Antifa are chimps.

That missing 1 percent makes the difference.
I& #39;ve hidden a lot of chimp-comments from leftists who have no rebuttal to my claim that an Antifa death squad murdered Aaron "Jay" Danielson.

One chimp thought he was being really edgy by celebrating the murder in graphic detail.

You can& #39;t get angry at chimps.
You just stay out of their festering jungle.

Federalized State Police are a brilliant solution, backed by the governor.

Among the State Police will be US Marshals Service Special Operations Group (SOG) deputies, wearing the uniforms of State Police.
The feds already use numbers instead of name tags on their uniforms.

This was due to doxxing.

Problem solved!

Make your fake report using the officer& #39;s number.

Remember Koko the talking gorilla?
She spent her entire life among humans.

She had a sense of humor, dreams, the ability to love...and when you visited her, the gave you a list of things you couldn& #39;t do.

If you did any of the verboten things, Koko was instantly kill you.

She couldn& #39;t help it.
I just hide the comments from the chimps and gorillas who have nothing to add except invective and insanity.

Portland& #39;s 99 percent fine, except for THE FIRST DEATH SQUADS IN AMERICAN HISTORY.

Antifa accepted help from foreign intelligence.

Silly, silly people!
You thought they& #39;d HELP YOU?

They& #39;re out to get ALL OF US. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULx9k2QkL94">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Welcome to reality.

Welcome to your self-generated hell.

I wish you well.

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