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Shudder
I understand that the book is called "Melania and Me" but there is a lot about Stephanie in here and that is not why one single person is reading it
Shrugs off any responsibility on Melania's part for the plagiarized speech
Also everything else so far
Also everything else so far
Stephanie is not a gifted writer, if you were wondering
The inauguration
This is like a Benny Hill sketch of bumbling ineptitude just getting to the inauguration. Comically secretive and utterly no idea what they're doing
what?
I'm a third of the way through and he's still like 40 days from inauguration and nothing is booked or hired or finalized, and Melania is mentioned every 3-4 pages at most
Complete shitshow from the largest to the smallest details. Btw the font is Berthold Akzidenz Grotesk Bold Extended, which is just the most...appropriate name
Only the best people
If this whole thing is an effort at image rehab, it's not working out great.
She should have called it "Trump Poop and Me"
The clearest thing to emerge from this mess of a book is that we're going to be dealing with Ivanka's personality disorders long after we're rid of Donald's, by whatever means
Absolutely no chill. Or boundaries.
This is three days before the actual swearing-in, as events are starting
In case you've missed this tidbit in the press, I'm still not over it
Extremely normal work environment
I cannot emphasize enough how a) bad a writer she is and b) often she swings between hero worship and weird little digs about the most superficial and inconsequential things about him
All class
They finally got that shitshow inaugurated so they could all start being awful full-time
I cannot find any sympathy for this woman. She was warned multiple times not to get involved in the first place, and then just...laid right down for them
Like take a fucking hint you idiot
This whole thing is most humiliating for Ivanka honestly. Stephanie claims to have been disillusioned about Melania but she's still white-knighting for her and doesn't really criticize her or donald on anything substantive
