tfw you're not sure if a sociopath is nice or not

Shudder

I understand that the book is called "Melania and Me" but there is a lot about Stephanie in here and that is not why one single person is reading it

Shrugs off any responsibility on Melania's part for the plagiarized speech

Also everything else so far

Stephanie is not a gifted writer, if you were wondering

The inauguration

This is like a Benny Hill sketch of bumbling ineptitude just getting to the inauguration. Comically secretive and utterly no idea what they're doing

what?

I'm a third of the way through and he's still like 40 days from inauguration and nothing is booked or hired or finalized, and Melania is mentioned every 3-4 pages at most

Complete shitshow from the largest to the smallest details. Btw the font is Berthold Akzidenz Grotesk Bold Extended, which is just the most...appropriate name

Only the best people

If this whole thing is an effort at image rehab, it's not working out great.

She should have called it "Trump Poop and Me"

The clearest thing to emerge from this mess of a book is that we're going to be dealing with Ivanka's personality disorders long after we're rid of Donald's, by whatever means

Absolutely no chill. Or boundaries.

This is three days before the actual swearing-in, as events are starting

In case you've missed this tidbit in the press, I'm still not over it

Extremely normal work environment

I cannot emphasize enough how a) bad a writer she is and b) often she swings between hero worship and weird little digs about the most superficial and inconsequential things about him

All class

They finally got that shitshow inaugurated so they could all start being awful full-time

I cannot find any sympathy for this woman. She was warned multiple times not to get involved in the first place, and then just...laid right down for them

Like take a fucking hint you idiot

This whole thing is most humiliating for Ivanka honestly. Stephanie claims to have been disillusioned about Melania but she's still white-knighting for her and doesn't really criticize her or donald on anything substantive