imagining the cool future where im capturing a rogue boston dynamics cyber dog, taking it back to collect the bounty and maybe, if I& #39;m lucky, be able to get a personalized thank you card from Elon Musk directly from his Mars base that he built to save all the rich people.

The rich have developed a new hobby called "Meteor Golf" where they attach rockets to asteroids and launch them at the Earth. If they don& #39;t vaporize you instantly then you can harvest the metal and sell it back to the rich in order to buy a One Week Disneyland Bunker Pass

The Amazon Drones have gained sentience and now will deliver anything they can grab, including people. Yesterday a deer carcass was dropped onto my corrugated steel shack by one of them. Shooting them down isn& #39;t an option because doing so activates the Amazon Shock Anklet.