imagining the cool future where im capturing a rogue boston dynamics cyber dog, taking it back to collect the bounty and maybe, if I'm lucky, be able to get a personalized thank you card from Elon Musk directly from his Mars base that he built to save all the rich people.

The rich have developed a new hobby called "Meteor Golf" where they attach rockets to asteroids and launch them at the Earth. If they don't vaporize you instantly then you can harvest the metal and sell it back to the rich in order to buy a One Week Disneyland Bunker Pass

The Amazon Drones have gained sentience and now will deliver anything they can grab, including people. Yesterday a deer carcass was dropped onto my corrugated steel shack by one of them. Shooting them down isn't an option because doing so activates the Amazon Shock Anklet.