I am living for these Duke memes reimagining him as a well-meaning yet still extremely stupid himbo
I need a Duke game where there& #39;s no shooting for the first like four hours and you help Duke navigate the social pressures of an outdoor barbecue with his new neighbors
Aliens do invade after a point but the real tension comes from Duke trying to convince people that he& #39;s read a book with no pictures
I really like the idea of Duke canonically saving the world four times, but through a finacial mishap, still being stuck in a boring suburb with regular people who don& #39;t care much for his celebrity status
Duke went in hard on Juicero and lost
Duke ends up in an extremely awkward convo with a woman who wants him to help her cheat on her husband but is saved from the fiasco by a UFO vaporizing the caterer
Basically I want to play as Johnny Bravo with a chaingun cannon
It can& #39;t be a game COMPLETELY dunking on Duke tho - god knows the series has earned that, but if you& #39;re in Duke& #39;s clothes you presumably want him to succeed

Duke should have, or grow, good traits separate from his unique skill of slaughtering monsters from beyond the stars
Duke has a polite convo with a homeless man, then melts a giant robotic worm into slag

Duke goes to the titty bar and catches up with a friend from community college

Duke learns to cook kung pao in between boss fights
"Damn, these alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up Olivia& #39;s piano recital..."
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