I am living for these Duke memes reimagining him as a well-meaning yet still extremely stupid himbo

I need a Duke game where there's no shooting for the first like four hours and you help Duke navigate the social pressures of an outdoor barbecue with his new neighbors

Aliens do invade after a point but the real tension comes from Duke trying to convince people that he's read a book with no pictures

I really like the idea of Duke canonically saving the world four times, but through a finacial mishap, still being stuck in a boring suburb with regular people who don't care much for his celebrity status

Duke went in hard on Juicero and lost

Duke ends up in an extremely awkward convo with a woman who wants him to help her cheat on her husband but is saved from the fiasco by a UFO vaporizing the caterer

Basically I want to play as Johnny Bravo with a chaingun cannon

It can't be a game COMPLETELY dunking on Duke tho - god knows the series has earned that, but if you're in Duke's clothes you presumably want him to succeed

Duke should have, or grow, good traits separate from his unique skill of slaughtering monsters from beyond the stars

Duke has a polite convo with a homeless man, then melts a giant robotic worm into slag

Duke goes to the titty bar and catches up with a friend from community college

Duke learns to cook kung pao in between boss fights

"Damn, these alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up Olivia's piano recital..."