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Bblearn: [does anything]
Me:
Me:
Bblearn: WHERE do you want your cursor?
Me: At the end of this one sentence.
Bblearn: Great click there!
Me: [click]
Bblearn: Now your cursor is at the very bottom.
Me: WTF
Bblearn: Is that not where you want it.
Me: NO
Bblearn: WHERE do you want your cursor?
[repeat ∞]
Me: At the end of this one sentence.
Bblearn: Great click there!
Me: [click]
Bblearn: Now your cursor is at the very bottom.
Me: WTF
Bblearn: Is that not where you want it.
Me: NO
Bblearn: WHERE do you want your cursor?
[repeat ∞]
Bbl: Welcome to fall!
Me: hi
Bbl: Need to make your course available to students?
Me: yes
Bbl: Simple! The button is NOT in Course Tools.
Me:
Bbl: Start at Customization (6th tab down)—
Me: why
Bbl: —select Properties—
Me: WHY
Bbl: —and it's in there.
Me: are you satan
Me: hi
Bbl: Need to make your course available to students?
Me: yes
Bbl: Simple! The button is NOT in Course Tools.
Me:
Bbl: Start at Customization (6th tab down)—
Me: why
Bbl: —select Properties—
Me: WHY
Bbl: —and it's in there.
Me: are you satan
Bbl: Shall I send this email to all your students?
Me: yes plz
Bbl: Got it just the way you want?
Me: mhm
Bbl: There's no Unsend function.
Me: well aware
Bbl: Ok, sent! And I quadruple-spaced it for you!
Me:
Bbl: To make you look incompetent!
Me:
Bbl: You're welcome!
Me: yes plz
Bbl: Got it just the way you want?
Me: mhm
Bbl: There's no Unsend function.
Me: well aware
Bbl: Ok, sent! And I quadruple-spaced it for you!
Me:
Bbl: To make you look incompetent!
Me:
Bbl: You're welcome!
Me: why does it take 3 steps to change a font size
Bbl: Fun fact: Since its 2011 buyout by Providence Equity Partners, a private equity investment firm specializing in leveraged buyouts & growth capital, Bblearn is no longer a publicly owned company!
Me:
Bbl: That may be why!
Bbl: Fun fact: Since its 2011 buyout by Providence Equity Partners, a private equity investment firm specializing in leveraged buyouts & growth capital, Bblearn is no longer a publicly owned company!
Me:
Bbl: That may be why!
Bbl: Ready to make these 25 folders available all at once?
Me: yes, is there Select All function
Bbl: Glad you asked! No, you click 1 folder at a time, select Make Available, wait while Bbl has a grand mal seizure, then repeat.
Me:
Bbl: Instead of 2 clicks, it's 50 clicks!
Me: yes, is there Select All function
Bbl: Glad you asked! No, you click 1 folder at a time, select Make Available, wait while Bbl has a grand mal seizure, then repeat.
Me:
Bbl: Instead of 2 clicks, it's 50 clicks!
Me: [pastes in formatted text]
Bbl: Highlight this text gray?
Me: no
Bbl: Great! It's highlighted gray.
Me: NO
Bbl: You can unhighlight by Removing Formatting, then reformatting it all again by hand!
Me:
Bbl: Otherwise, it's gray!
Me:
Bbl: Yes, this is purgatory.
Bbl: Highlight this text gray?
Me: no
Bbl: Great! It's highlighted gray.
Me: NO
Bbl: You can unhighlight by Removing Formatting, then reformatting it all again by hand!
Me:
Bbl: Otherwise, it's gray!
Me:
Bbl: Yes, this is purgatory.
Bbl: Ready to log in to Bblearn?
Me: yes
Bbl: Click Login to begin!
Me: [click]
Bbl: Sign on error! Return to login page.
Me:
Bbl: Ready to log in to Bblearn?
Me: YES
Bbl: Click Login to begin!
Me: [click]
Bbl: You logged in!
Me:
Bbl: Every login is like this now
Me:
Me: yes
Bbl: Click Login to begin!
Me: [click]
Bbl: Sign on error! Return to login page.
Me:
Bbl: Ready to log in to Bblearn?
Me: YES
Bbl: Click Login to begin!
Me: [click]
Bbl: You logged in!
Me:
Bbl: Every login is like this now
Me:
Bbl: Time to take attendance! Would you like to see your whole roster at a glance?
Me: yes plz
Bbl: Without scrolling?
Me: perfect
Bbl: Great! Grab the adjustable margin with your mouse.
Me: [tries]
Bbl: Jk, it isn't there!
Me:
Bbl: That's for tweeting about me, b*tch.
Me: yes plz
Bbl: Without scrolling?
Me: perfect
Bbl: Great! Grab the adjustable margin with your mouse.
Me: [tries]
Bbl: Jk, it isn't there!
Me:
Bbl: That's for tweeting about me, b*tch.
Bbl: Double-spacing is easy! Just highlight the text—
Me: k
Bbl: —click the tiny CSS icon (opens new window), go to Line Height (4th option), select '(value)' (NOT 'normal'), type '2,' select 'ems' for option, click Update, then click Submit!
Me:
Bbl: Easy peasy!
Me:
Me: k
Bbl: —click the tiny CSS icon (opens new window), go to Line Height (4th option), select '(value)' (NOT 'normal'), type '2,' select 'ems' for option, click Update, then click Submit!
Me:
Bbl: Easy peasy!
Me:
Bbl: No light, but rather darkness visible serv'd only to discover sights of woe, regions of sorrow, doleful shades, where peace & rest can never dwell, hope never comes that comes to all; but torture without end.
Me:
Bbl:
Me: what
Bbl: Hm? Ah, a visitor! Welcome to Bblearn!
Me:
Bbl:
Me: what
Bbl: Hm? Ah, a visitor! Welcome to Bblearn!
Bbl: Would you like to copy a list of email recipients?
Me: yes, plz
Bbl: I'm afraid you can't! Indeed, no other online platform makes it harder to copy a list of email recipients!
Me:
Bbl:
Outlook: HOLD MY BEER
Me: yes, plz
Bbl: I'm afraid you can't! Indeed, no other online platform makes it harder to copy a list of email recipients!
Me:
Bbl:
Outlook: HOLD MY BEER
