Ok but i just don’t think I can ever recover from going through airport security with a dildo in my carry on bag
me:

Airport security: HEY EVERYONE. COME LOOK AT THIS PINK DILDO THIS CHICK IS BRINGING WITH HER
Literally everyone in front, back, and to the side of me
Literally everyone in front, back, and to the side of me
Literally everyone in front, back, and to the side of me
Literally everyone in front, back, and to the side of me
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