1am thought: remember the knife guy who seriously injured himself doing, not odd knife invention stuff like his usual, but furniture aerobics where he fell onto his knife sculpture?
Modern AU where that& #39;s Xue Yang (and we all know what the "furniture aerobics" will be).

Also I learned from this article that knife enthusiast guy and his many knife inventions found popularity first by appealing deliberately to balloon fetishists then accidentally to ASMR people and again this is peak Xue Yang energy

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/emmanuelfelton/knife-balloon-guy-injured">https://www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/e...

Alternatively (or additionally): an AU where Xingchen is super susceptible to ASMR tinglies and accidentally encourages Xue Yang to go from "weird roommate who makes knife fetish videos" to "famous Internet knife guy". Song Lan doesn& #39;t understand ASMR and is just...so confused.

*side-eyes "chaotic furry artist roommate Xue Yang WIP" and also this thread*

How many nightmare housemate Xue Yang fics are too many

Asking for a friend