could not read fifty shades @FatedMates but am trying to watch the movie.........

why did he eat her toast?

oh the consent contract!

he has a helicopter. he can buckle her. he flies the helicopter.

oh my GOD. is she a prisoner.

only a fri - sun prisoner. modified beauty and the beast.

he popped her cherry and now he is playing the piano. WAIT THEY ARE DOING IT AGAIN

why is she cooking he should be cooking i hate this so much why does he take his shirt off like that

FIFTEEN WOMEN HAVE STAYED IN THAT ROOM I WOULD THROW UP

there are actually three main characters in this movie: christian, ana, and ana’s bangs

i hope she signed a contract with her stylist before she got those awful bangs

OMG the actual contract is not okay!!! it’s very bad. it’s bad. omg.

me: that did not seem nice

her: that was really nice

if someone gave me a car, i would absolutely take it and then i would drive it far away from them.

ew they are dancing