ANTIFA AIR

Flight Attendant: Welcome on board Antifa Air. Where the contrails are definitely NOT coded messages from George Soros!

As we prepare for takeoff, remember to put your seats in the full, down-an-inch position because, you know, we're anarchists.

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Please place your bags of soup under the seat in front of you or in the overhead compartment.

To fasten your seat belt- just kidding! No need for that on Antifa Air!

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As the flight attendant makes her way through the aisle make sure to throw your cans of soup at her and start looting the snacks.

Samuel Jackson (interrupting): GET THESE MOTHER HUGGING 'FLAKES OFF THIS MF PLANE!!

Flight Attendant (screaming): Antifa! Throw your soup!!

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