Sure, pitting the members of a family against each other might seem harsh. Then again, that’s exactly what “Succession” is all about, so why not go ahead and make it official? @carolineframke ranks them all here https://bit.ly/34W77Tq 
The worst Roy of them all? Connor. The eldest Roy child is a snivelly Libertarian who scoffs at “the elites” from his palatial apartment while sipping a goblet of his finest double-decanted wine https://bit.ly/34W77Tq 
The second worst Roy? Logan. He’s a greedy, manipulative monster who will die while clutching his empire to his empty chest. It’s fun to watch him on TV, but being in the same room as him would be a living nightmare, so in conclusion, no thank you https://bit.ly/34W77Tq 
Ewan isn't the worst, but he's pretty bad. He can and does talk a big talk, but at the end of the day, he’s still quite literally bought into the business he purports to hate so much https://bit.ly/34W77Tq 
Logan’s ex-wife Caroline (Dame Harriet Walter) has, technically, rescinded her Roy family membership card. She has not, however, abandoned all its principles https://bit.ly/34W77Tq 
Rava (Natalie Gold), Kendall’s ex-wife and mother to his children (remember them?), deserves so much better than the absolute mess she got. Get your alimony and get out! https://bit.ly/34W77Tq 
In the second season, we learn that Shiv is just as craven as the rest of them, if not more. In a downright chilling “D.C.” scene, she reveals that her ability to twist the truth into the shape she needs it to be is just as finely honed as her father’s https://bit.ly/34W77Tq 
Greg craves approval and power like the rest of them, but his conscience burns brighter than anyone’s. This is why he's the 4th best Roy https://bit.ly/34W77Tq 
The third best Roy? Marcia. Marcia lowkey rules. She’s smart enough to know when to pick her vicious moments, lashing out at meddlers like Shiv and Rhea Jarrell when they least expect it and she is intimidated by nothing and no one https://bit.ly/34W77Tq 
The second best Roy: Kendall. Kendall is this show’s beating, bruised, bitter heart, propelling it forward as he swings between power grabs and mental breakdowns https://bit.ly/34W77Tq 
And the #1 Roy is none other than Roman. Roman’s ascension from snarky creep to the most compelling Roy is a character arc for the ages. This might not be true for Logan, but Roman is, without a doubt, our number one boy https://bit.ly/34W77Tq 
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