characters that would beat the shit out of me and why: a thread

1)
minho (tmr)
minho would beat the shit out of me because i probably would be too scared to leave the glade or something . he’d spit on me and call me like a shuck ()coward

2)
five (tua)
five would purely find it amusing to hate me. id probably tell him he looks like an owl and he’d kick me in the shins and run off with my money

3)
maeve (sex education)
i’d pay for her to beat me up

4)
haymitch (thg)
i’d be a sulky, whiney little bitch and he would have ENOUGH!!!! he’d refuse to give me any sponsors in the arena

5)
murdoc niccals (gorillaz)
id bully him for being a greasy, broken nose, short pissbaby bastard and he’d simply kick me in the mouth

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