[ Ian being done with Mickey's chaotic energy ] → A THREAD →

When Mickey made several points against the use of mayo as lube

When Mickey was clicking on a pen for no particular reason

When Mickey almost beat him in the race to stab sweet Chester

When Mickey said Fuck hygiene! "We are in fucking prison" *special mention to Ian's neck veins contracting out of pure rage*

When Mickey was snapping his fingers wildly while Ian was trying to read

When Mickey was taking a shit while he was trying to have a serious conversation

When Mickey ruined his plan of stabbing someone just so he could stay in prison with him

When Mickey scared the shit out of him by dramatically climbing through the window

When Mickey almost had his ass back in prison the same day he got out but Ian said not today, asshole!

When Mickey told him to chill his fucking tits and eat his noodles cause they were on a lunch date

When Mickey ran the fuck away from the cops and left him in there

When Mickey's intelligence confused the shit out of him

When Mickey was kissing with Byron right on his porch and he shut that down, literally

When Mickey was bragging about stupid Byron and Ian gave us the iconic, most dramatic eye-rolled

When Mickey said Byron was the love of his life and Ian said hell no! and pulled the most savage Uno reverse card

When Mickey said "Milwaukee suck ass" and wasn't helping on Lip's case at all

When Mickey turned into groomzilla

When Mickey decided to end homophobia but Ian said let age kill this woman and not you, boo! Let's go

When Mickey specifically asked for Chiavari chairs and Ian didn't deliver

When Mickey broke the damn chair because he didn't get the gold-white that he wanted

When Mickey put too much on Ian's plate that he was left with much to think about while Brooks was terrified for life

When Mickey wanted to know who's Ian's best man was and he didn't have the answer yet

When Mickey asked if he has taken his meds and he was annoyed by it

When Mickey bit his arm cause he stopped him from killing his dad

When Mickey said he wanted to see Terry's spinal cord burst out his fucking back, Ian was done!

When Mickey casually burped in the middle of their wedding chaos