"We hope you enjoy your flight on Antifa Air. We know you have a lot of choices in Anarchist travel, and we thank you for choosing us over other carriers to sow mayhem in 'Democrat' cities."

"On Antifa Air, every passenger receives a marijuana cigarette, and for our frequent fliers, we do offer an LSD tab for the ultimate in anti-establishment flying experiences."

"Oh, mommy, when I grow up I want to be a sky marshal on Air Antifa so I can smash patriarchy and institute a gynocracy."

"If you work hard and cancel men, you can do anything, sweetheart."

"We just landed at Soros International on our Antifa Air flight. A quick stopover to pick up our check from the globalists and then our entire family is off to a protest to create mayhem. Thanks Antifa Air!"