Dear White people and @realDonaldTrump:
I am a lady who lives in the suburbs, and I am terrified of @CoryBooker
A thread of and about #CoryBooker
I am a lady who lives in the suburbs, and I am terrified of @CoryBooker
A thread of and about #CoryBooker
Cory playing college football at Stanford. Does it make you angry that he played football and you can’t watch it? Me too!!
This bastard wears went to the High School in my town?! WHAT?! The place my kid finally got accepted to because Englewood won’t fund their public schools and her dad is a racist! I mean, wait, I’m a racist like you @realDonaldTrump. Typos. Must be the adderall. Anywayssssss....
Look, he steals puppies!!! And do you know he stole a cat from the wild in a tree as mayor? He traffics animals like your friends do children! Oh, I mean, the people you never met do.
His girlfriend is a communist from Russia did you know that? I’ve never heard of her before, but I looked her up after I saw your interview. Great job, btw.
Idk who this woman is, but @mindykaling must be AWFUL!
He blushes. Who blushes like that? Must be embarrassed you called him out on my favorite news station.
@GayleKing in on the take?! @Oprah what is happening!? Don’t you know how dangerous he is! Didn’t you see Donald Trump tell us all how terrified I should be of this man? Unreal.
FBI: here’s your photo for him. #mostwanted
Oh GOD NO! @elmo RUN!
The President of Mexico? He’s in cahoots! You were right!! @realDonaldTrump
Who would invite me to this! I’m not voting for KAMALA HARRIS! She will make Cory Director of HOUSING!!!!! Nooooo!!!!!!
*note* this is SATIRE. I give Cory a lot of
, but he will make and excellent Director of Housing Authority. And PS: I’m still voting for him as Senator.
So, suck it DJT. Can’t wait to see you in hand cuffs.

So, suck it DJT. Can’t wait to see you in hand cuffs.