Dear White people and @realDonaldTrump:

I am a lady who lives in the suburbs, and I am terrified of @CoryBooker

A thread of and about #CoryBooker

Cory playing college football at Stanford. Does it make you angry that he played football and you can’t watch it? Me too!!

This bastard wears went to the High School in my town?! WHAT?! The place my kid finally got accepted to because Englewood won’t fund their public schools and her dad is a racist! I mean, wait, I’m a racist like you @realDonaldTrump. Typos. Must be the adderall. Anywayssssss....

Not THIS! In MY SUBURBS!!! Not on my watch!!!

Gross. Look at that girl, she’s crying so hard!

WHAT?! At my DINNER PARTIES?! What will we do, Donald?!

Look, he steals puppies!!! And do you know he stole a cat from the wild in a tree as mayor? He traffics animals like your friends do children! Oh, I mean, the people you never met do.

He steals ice cream from our children!! What is that on his shirt? Is that Antifa?!

His girlfriend is a communist from Russia did you know that? I’ve never heard of her before, but I looked her up after I saw your interview. Great job, btw.

Idk who this woman is, but @mindykaling must be AWFUL!

Terrified

LEFT HANDED?! The devil’s work. Satan is in him!

He blushes. Who blushes like that? Must be embarrassed you called him out on my favorite news station.

Know it all.

Why is my Rabbi, “America’s” Rabbi okay with this man?!?!

@GayleKing in on the take?! @Oprah what is happening!? Don’t you know how dangerous he is! Didn’t you see Donald Trump tell us all how terrified I should be of this man? Unreal.

He summons lightening!

FBI: here’s your photo for him. #mostwanted

He drives and takes selfies! DANGEROUS

He marched on Selma!

Look at that smugness.

Just stares off into the distance plotting affordable housing...

Oh GOD NO! @elmo RUN!

Another FBI Wanted poster option

The President of Mexico? He’s in cahoots! You were right!! @realDonaldTrump

GAYLE STAHP.

Flag thief.

Heinous.

Did you know he tried to get your JOB?! Unreal. You are SO RIGHT.

I showed this to my kid. She’s literally crying.

More plotting.

Grammas! Hide your grammas.

Guess you know what his true intentions are...you are so right.

Who would invite me to this! I’m not voting for KAMALA HARRIS! She will make Cory Director of HOUSING!!!!! Nooooo!!!!!!

*note* this is SATIRE. I give Cory a lot of , but he will make and excellent Director of Housing Authority. And PS: I’m still voting for him as Senator.

So, suck it DJT. Can’t wait to see you in hand cuffs.