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We have some old friends on the west coast that want to become temporary Barners.
Reply to this with rules, regulations, traditions, folk tales, personal preferences, etc etc. https://twitter.com/jbritts/status/1300850310944976896
We have some old friends on the west coast that want to become temporary Barners.
Reply to this with rules, regulations, traditions, folk tales, personal preferences, etc etc. https://twitter.com/jbritts/status/1300850310944976896
I’ll start:
You will be frowned upon and given a temporary suspension from the “Auburn Fambly” for publicly criticizing Gus Malzahn and his decision making skills.
Don’t let this stress you, as I have been suspended since the first half of the LSU game in 2013.
You will be frowned upon and given a temporary suspension from the “Auburn Fambly” for publicly criticizing Gus Malzahn and his decision making skills.
Don’t let this stress you, as I have been suspended since the first half of the LSU game in 2013.
Secondly..
“JABA” is an acronym for “Just Auburn Being Auburn,” which is used during unlikely events that seem to only happen to Auburn.
Once again, this is frowned upon by The Auburn Fambly, AKA the sunshine pumpers, because they see no wrong, ever.
“JABA” is an acronym for “Just Auburn Being Auburn,” which is used during unlikely events that seem to only happen to Auburn.
Once again, this is frowned upon by The Auburn Fambly, AKA the sunshine pumpers, because they see no wrong, ever.
Rule 3:
You must mention the Kick Six at least once a day and know the beautiful call of Rod Bramblett by heart.
Again, I do not apply these rules to my own fandom, but if you choose to become a true Barner, expect to see this play on the timeline at least 50 times a day.
You must mention the Kick Six at least once a day and know the beautiful call of Rod Bramblett by heart.
Again, I do not apply these rules to my own fandom, but if you choose to become a true Barner, expect to see this play on the timeline at least 50 times a day.
Numero 4:
This is debatable according to who you talk to, but I’ll give my opinion on it-
The Georgia game is known as “The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry,” which, in my eyes, make them our biggest rival. Some of their fans are ungodly.
And then you have Bama.
You already know.
This is debatable according to who you talk to, but I’ll give my opinion on it-
The Georgia game is known as “The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry,” which, in my eyes, make them our biggest rival. Some of their fans are ungodly.
And then you have Bama.
You already know.
Rule number 5:
In the event of a defeat (don’t worry, they’re coming), immediately tweet out something supportive like..
“War Eagle anyways!”
“I’ll love Auburn until I die!”
“We still love our boys!”
Etc, etc.
Again, not something I do, but you’ll see it.
In the event of a defeat (don’t worry, they’re coming), immediately tweet out something supportive like..
“War Eagle anyways!”
“I’ll love Auburn until I die!”
“We still love our boys!”
Etc, etc.
Again, not something I do, but you’ll see it.
This isn’t necessarily a rule but more of a precaution:
Please have your doctor check your heart, blood pressure, and any other life threatening issues that can be aggravated due to stress.
It gets weird down here.
Please have your doctor check your heart, blood pressure, and any other life threatening issues that can be aggravated due to stress.
It gets weird down here.
Rule 6:
You’ve probably seen me mention “Auburn Jesus” before on here.
The truth is He is real, and I want to introduce Him to you today.
He moves when He wants to. From The Kick Six (see Rule 3), The CAMback, to other unexplainable things, we’ve seen Him come and go. Amen.
You’ve probably seen me mention “Auburn Jesus” before on here.
The truth is He is real, and I want to introduce Him to you today.
He moves when He wants to. From The Kick Six (see Rule 3), The CAMback, to other unexplainable things, we’ve seen Him come and go. Amen.
I encourage you all to read the replies in this thread as my fellow Auburn brethren have touched on some things I’ve overlooked.
We’re a fun crowd, and most reports from our previous meetings were nothing but positive.
I’ll bookmark this and add to if needed.
We’re a fun crowd, and most reports from our previous meetings were nothing but positive.
I’ll bookmark this and add to if needed.
