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Ciro Di Marzio
Owns 38 pairs of snide Ray-Bans, elite soldier before branching out
Named "The Immortal" and does whatever is needed to get the job done, would finger you and then kill you without a second thought, questionable hairline his only downside 9/10
Owns 38 pairs of snide Ray-Bans, elite soldier before branching out
Named "The Immortal" and does whatever is needed to get the job done, would finger you and then kill you without a second thought, questionable hairline his only downside 9/10
Gennaro Savastano
Will sneak into a pair of skinny fit jeans at any cost, was an absolute wet blanket until he returned from South America with a mohawk and bad attitude
Always has a kebab after a night out
Fairly big noggin but some crap jewellery 7.5/10
Will sneak into a pair of skinny fit jeans at any cost, was an absolute wet blanket until he returned from South America with a mohawk and bad attitude
Always has a kebab after a night out
Fairly big noggin but some crap jewellery 7.5/10
Salvatore Conte
Dreadful piece of shit, waging war with The Savastano clan all while vaping?..fuck off
Immaculate beard and clobber but hair like an IT worker
100% has a locked Twitter account and only shops in Planet Organic
NOT ELITE
4/10
Dreadful piece of shit, waging war with The Savastano clan all while vaping?..fuck off
Immaculate beard and clobber but hair like an IT worker
100% has a locked Twitter account and only shops in Planet Organic
NOT ELITE
4/10
Pietro Savastano
Miserable prick, has likely never smiled, probably an Arsenal fan who misses the 80's
Past his best but sits in the corner of the pub & lets others mention how tasty he was back in the day
Can get match tickets you can't
Bonus points for bagging Patrizia 7/10
Miserable prick, has likely never smiled, probably an Arsenal fan who misses the 80's
Past his best but sits in the corner of the pub & lets others mention how tasty he was back in the day
Can get match tickets you can't
Bonus points for bagging Patrizia 7/10
Immacolata Savastano
Tidy & with more leopard print than Bet Lynch
Shit taste in home interior yet thinks she's the Italian Dorothy Draper
Massive snob, only talking to you in a bar if you had a Porsche & showed her a sizeable bank balance
100% wears heels with a tracksuit 7/10
Tidy & with more leopard print than Bet Lynch
Shit taste in home interior yet thinks she's the Italian Dorothy Draper
Massive snob, only talking to you in a bar if you had a Porsche & showed her a sizeable bank balance
100% wears heels with a tracksuit 7/10
Malammore
A proper old school bastard, loyal & elite soldier, will do whatever is necessary
Hands like shovels and can pull a tray out of the oven without a glove or tea towel
Would never pay back a loan
Shaves with a blunt knife and enjoys it
Top tier 9/10
A proper old school bastard, loyal & elite soldier, will do whatever is necessary
Hands like shovels and can pull a tray out of the oven without a glove or tea towel
Would never pay back a loan
Shaves with a blunt knife and enjoys it
Top tier 9/10
Annalisa Magliocca
Just flat out nasty, face like a bulldog chewing a wasp and hates everyone
Looks like Lady Gaga after 20 years on Ket and only drinks pints of diesel
Decent at pool and the fruit machine cause she's never left the pub, still trying to wear knee high boots 5/10
Just flat out nasty, face like a bulldog chewing a wasp and hates everyone
Looks like Lady Gaga after 20 years on Ket and only drinks pints of diesel
Decent at pool and the fruit machine cause she's never left the pub, still trying to wear knee high boots 5/10
Patrizia Santore
Wears the living fuck out of a pair of tight jeans & boots
No problem getting her hands dirty and working her way to the top
Don't have many girl mates as "they are too bitchy"
Does 6 spin classes a week and has a season ticket at Napoli
Has her steak rare 9/10
Wears the living fuck out of a pair of tight jeans & boots
No problem getting her hands dirty and working her way to the top
Don't have many girl mates as "they are too bitchy"
Does 6 spin classes a week and has a season ticket at Napoli
Has her steak rare 9/10
Enzo "Sangueblù"
Sensational hair & beard
Would cook Sunday dinner for his Nan then pop out & ice some lad while she sleeps on the sofa
Morales but ice cold when he needs to be
1st to the bar to buy drinks but also 1st on the scene when it kicks off
Heading for the top 9/10
Sensational hair & beard
Would cook Sunday dinner for his Nan then pop out & ice some lad while she sleeps on the sofa
Morales but ice cold when he needs to be
1st to the bar to buy drinks but also 1st on the scene when it kicks off
Heading for the top 9/10
Elia "'o Diplomato"
An absolute fucking nerd, likely only in the gang cause he knocked up a spreadsheet
Weak as fuck & usually hiding scared behind his brother, would definitely run his trap & kick off then hide behind his team mates, named "The Diplomat" BIN
Woeful bastard 2/10
An absolute fucking nerd, likely only in the gang cause he knocked up a spreadsheet
Weak as fuck & usually hiding scared behind his brother, would definitely run his trap & kick off then hide behind his team mates, named "The Diplomat" BIN
Woeful bastard 2/10
Valerio "o Vucabulà"
Wears a suit & claims to be the brains of the outfit
He was definitely a prefect in Secondigliano Primary & no doubt a grass
Probably paid the big lads to look after him and say hello so he had some clout
Would wear a suit to go clubbing
Dreadful weasel 2/10
Wears a suit & claims to be the brains of the outfit
He was definitely a prefect in Secondigliano Primary & no doubt a grass
Probably paid the big lads to look after him and say hello so he had some clout
Would wear a suit to go clubbing
Dreadful weasel 2/10
