You guys won't believe how hard I've worked to bring you this new site. For months, I stood behind our team of developers, repeatedly asking them what's taking so long. I don't even like standing. It was terrible.

But now ... behold our newest creation. https://notthebee.com/article/welcome-to-not-the-bee

Follow our twitter page, too: @Not_the_Bee

I'm going to start giving away free lifetime access to random people who retweet this thread.

You have to retweet the thread. Not the tweet that says “retweet this thread.”

Now that the site is launched, I’m standing here asking what’s taking so long to fix the bugs. My work is never done.