reading old (probably extremely cringe) wattpad books that fetus me used to enjoy; a painful thread

im vv scared of what i'll find but im honestly curious lmaoo at least i never read any alpha or mafia shit,,, just trashy badboy stories

these were probably also from when i wanted to be white (sigh) and thought all the books on wattpad were in english because i was a dumbass

trip down memory lane fr omfg these were banished into the darkest recesses of my mind until now

fuckin classic i think this was the first story i read bc a friend reccomended it? i only remember two things:
1. the dude's name is evan
2. at one point they make out and he licks her bewbs uhh while i was reading it my mom took my phone & saw it and i've never been the same

all the responses on that "how do you say 'i love you' without using those three words" post were wrong there is only ONE correct answer and it is: "my wattpad love"

this story would not have any plot if homegirl just downloaded some ep*bs

IM GOING TO CRY AYOKO NA WKWJDKSJSJSJ DARK_POET001 GOODFUCKINGBYE

enemies to lovers??? (this legitimately makes me want to cry)

HER BEST FRIEND CAME OVER TO HER HOUSE AND WOKE HER UP JUST TO ASK FOR A CONDOM WHAT THE FUCKDKSNEJEJDJDKD WHAT DID I SEE IN THIS

what. the. fuck.

her mom really just used "sharing fluids" as a euphemism for sex i have seen enough

graphic design is my passion

this is both boring AND painful to read so i'm just gonna scroll and read random paragraphs bskdkd i feel like it won't matter much anw

...... i skipped 8 chaps uh welp haha now they've met irl (good for them, good for them) and i think they're making out in the rain now,,, i might just stop at the tiddie chapter so i can say ive come full circle HAHAHSHSHS

oomf lives in the shadow fold???

and there was only ONE BED

THEY ARE EIGHTEEN. MF YALL OLDER THAN ME RAWRING AT EACH OTHER IM GONNA HURL WTF IS "SHARKS DONT ROAR, SILLY" BITCH SHUT U P

WHAT THE HELL SO U MEAN I READ THIS WHOLE BOOK AND MY MOM ONLY CAUGHT ME AT THE VERY LAST CHAPTER???? THE ONLY ONE WITH ANYTHING VAGUELY STEAMY????????? NAHHHHHHH

oh good lord..... he is about to recite the poem he wrote for her ..........

The Shark hopes for salvation
Since the day he's found light
Daring to risk everything
Just for a taste of delight

His soul is marked
Filled with scars and pain
But now that he's not alone
They're nothing but remains

The girl was stubborn,
Her brightness blinding and strong

She never gave up
She kept fighting all along

She saw beyond that mask of coldness
She stayed even when she got hurt
The shark admired silently
Her big wonderful spurt

Staring into those eyes of yours
That are amazingly blue
I open my heart to tell you
How much I love you

i've never been so happy to finish a book omg

i actually remember this one being pretty cute and lord knows i need a break after that last one

wait she's in hs and he's in uni ummm girl pls be 18

so leigh is HALF korean and all the 300+ "omg I'M asian" comments can probably tell u something about how dominated by the yts wattpad (and fiction in general) is :///

this thread has unlocked some sort of hidden memory box or sumn because i keep randomly remembering titles