I went to school with someone who recently came out and now goes by the name "Jo" (no pronouns). A strongminded individual, funny as hell and very admirable. I remembered that @oizo3000 has a song called "Jo". This thread features Mr. Oizo songs that sound like enby names:

"Z" (zedd), he/they, used to work at a law firm but then decided to go on a backpacking trip to Kuala Lumpur. Now they sell jewlery on Etsy and started to play the Triangle in a queerfeminist indie band

"W" (We, german pronounciation), xir/xim, favourite food is spinach smoothies, is interested in japanese fashion, met xier best friend at a dungeon and works in software developement

"Edn" (Eden) she/her, video game nerd, won a national tap dancing competition at 14, bachelors in psychology and bio chemistry, now works at subway. Plays the violin and is currently saving up to buy a pet lizard

"(E)" (Ey), no pronouns, works at subway, has a habit of spending "too much" money on make up, just released an electro funk EP, is going to work for medecins sans frontiers after (E)s gap year

"Miaaaw" (Mia), they/them, goes to art school, in a polyamorous relationship, into hair care and meditation, french cinema is their passion, never goes anywhere without their polaroid camera

"M-Seq" (Emsek), he/him, bisexual and proud, only wears purple, has a lifestyle blog, lactoseintolerant, he's either in his basement working on his motorcycle or at a local drag show, 200k on insta

"Tsicamrahp" (Sicamrap), no pronouns, into golf, works in a home for the elderly, has seen all David Lynch movies at least twice, runs a local book club, wears birkenstocks even in winter

"Flat55" (everyone just calls em "fifty"), ey/em, has a Youtube chanel, hates vegetables, got arrested once but non one knows for what exactly, speaks fluent spanish because ey got bored last summer

"1$44" (everyone just calls them "Dirk"), she/they, a dentist, enthusiastic collector of vintage dolls, goes hiking on the weekends with her girlfriend, hates tomatoes but loves ketchup

"Krumpf" (Krumpf, german pronunciation), no pronouns, has a matching walking stick for every outfit, studies design, is learing french at the moment, lives together with 4 cats and Krumpfs partner, loves to play chess

And for full TRANSparency, I named myself after "Charly" by @theprodigymovie they/them, study fine arts, into crossword puzzles, theater nerd, love british comedy, never go anywhere without a 1,5L bottle cola zero, play bass in a punk band

This thread is meant as a light hearted joke. Your name and your identity are always valid and you will find people, like I found @lola_riotista who will love and respect you for who you are! Stay strong! The world needs weirdos like you and me!