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I'm watching Frank Miller's Sin City, and finding it... weird.
It made a bunch of money. Got nominated for a bunch of awards. What was the appeal at the time?
Does it come down to the visual effects?
The cast?
It made a bunch of money. Got nominated for a bunch of awards. What was the appeal at the time?
Does it come down to the visual effects?
The cast?
in the past two minutes, I have witnessed a man get hit by a truck three times, punch a dog in the face, and get jump-kicked by elijah wood; Mortal Kombat-launching-across-the-screen-style
elijah wood is wearing giant oval glasses and a charlie brown sweater
elijah wood is wearing giant oval glasses and a charlie brown sweater
elijah wood crouches like a kid watching ants burn on the sidewalk and runs like he's just finished watching his first episode of naruto
the giant man with the plastic face gets smashed with a brick
he is unconscious for 3 seconds
a woman is shot 30 times, without fanfare
the giant man with the plastic face gets smashed with a brick
he is unconscious for 3 seconds
a woman is shot 30 times, without fanfare
for the 5th time in this movie, someone has been stabbed/shot in the balls
elijah wood smiles like a doll and vaults like he's in a Wuxia film
an award-worthy performance, sadly unrecognized
an award-worthy performance, sadly unrecognized
"It really gets my goat when guys rough up dames," says the man who roughed up a dame less than 3 minutes ago
(The woman is still unconscious.)
(The woman is still unconscious.)
Rutger Hauer is delightful, as always, and I believe I am done here.
I couldn't help myself.
I am not done here, and I've now discovered the term "African love fest", so that's nice.
I am not done here, and I've now discovered the term "African love fest", so that's nice.
"I have never hit a woman in my life," says the man, before hitting a woman in his life.
there are three things this movie loves:
1) stabbing/shooting people in the balls
2) talking about stabbing/shooting people in the balls
3) swirlies
1) stabbing/shooting people in the balls
2) talking about stabbing/shooting people in the balls
3) swirlies
WAS THAT A SWASTIKA-SHAPED NINJA THROWING STAR
THE SWASTIKA-SHAPED NINJA THROWING STAR WENT INTO HIS BUTT NOW, BECAUSE OF COURSE IT DID
more like Benecio Del Ohno
a-am i right
a-am i right
Oops! All Berries but for Frank Miller media:
Ah! More Swastikas
Ah! More Swastikas
OH MAN I FORGOT NANCY'S IDENTITY
OH NO
OH GOD I REMEMBER NOW
OH NO
OH GOD I REMEMBER NOW
i read so many sin city comics, once upon a time
i was told that was where i was supposed to start
that these were the Good Ones
so many
i was told that was where i was supposed to start
that these were the Good Ones
so many
Oh God
I didn't misremember this storyline
I didn't misremember this storyline
WELP
THERE IT GOES
THERE IT GOES
I'll say this - the digital imagery works INCREDIBLY well for the Yellow Bastard storyline. He glows, and oozes across the screen.
It's sickening. In a good way!
It's sickening. In a good way!
Oh, it's Elijah Wood again, reading the Bible.
I don't know why the imagery is terrifying, but it is.
I don't know why the imagery is terrifying, but it is.
*Bruce Willis tears the dude's balls off with his bare hands*
*Nancy, watching, smiles in approval*
*Full House theme plays*
*Credits*
*Nancy, watching, smiles in approval*
*Full House theme plays*
*Credits*
