Ikeas hold music may be aimed at people a couple of decades older than me. Could be on hold for 45 minutes so I guess I’ll tweet about it.

First up we had Mama Mia by ABBA. I personally don’t like ABBA at all, let alone that song which is played EVERYWHERE.

Now we have Don’t Stop Believing by Journey. Which is fine? Not mad about it apart from knowing full well it’ll be in my head all fucking day.

IT DIDNT EVEN PLAY THE FULL SONG.

And now it’s giving me MORE ABBA.
Fucking Waterloo

It cut off JOURNEY.
FOR ABBA.

I’d rather have a shit midi version of classical than this.
Kill me.

Ok I don’t know what this is, some kind of weird electro wave song? It’s a bit before my time.

It’s fucking Radio Gaga. I’ve never heard the beginning.

If this thread doesn’t get you fuckers to unfollow me then nothing will.

WHAT. Now it’s playing Mr Brightside by The Killers???? TUNE.