why I (Kelis Drummond) deserve time be the next big influencer: a thread

1: i’m original. i have a very long list in my notes app called “tiky toky ideas” filled with many tik toks i will eventually film when i stop being lazy.

2: i don’t hate on myself. i don’t wanna teach my followers to bring theirselves down. instead, i’ll teach them about their worth and how important they are.

3: i can bring “straight tik tok” and “alt tik tok” back together. i’ll be the influencer that creates the bridge between the two. straight tik tok has too many homophobic/racists with ring lights while alt tik tok is full of teenagers with superiority complexes. y’all scare me.

4: i’m a good influence. i’ll take the title of influencer very seriously. the entire point is to set a good example and teach your audience right from wrong. people who stan influencers are pretty young, so they copy what influencers do.

5: i have many talents. when i was 4 i took one ballet class and i almost applied for kids baking championship when i was 11. i put my skills to use

6: i don’t know

end of thread go stan kelis drummond