His association with this idiot almost got him kicked out of the navy.

The official logbooks claim he was exiled to a deserted island, but some crew members claim the Cap'n himself shoved him overboard in the dead of night.

I always try to assume the best in people, but that lumpy goon was a complete waste of the defense department's resources. He had to go. The smell alone was enough to drive anyone to madness. Let's not rush to judge the poor Cap'n. I'd hate to risk another Oops! All Mutiny.

We don't need to go too deep into this dark chapter. Suffice it to say the heart wants what it wants.