His association with this idiot almost got him kicked out of the navy.

The official logbooks claim he was exiled to a deserted island, but some crew members claim the Cap& #39;n himself shoved him overboard in the dead of night.

I always try to assume the best in people, but that lumpy goon was a complete waste of the defense department& #39;s resources. He had to go. The smell alone was enough to drive anyone to madness. Let& #39;s not rush to judge the poor Cap& #39;n. I& #39;d hate to risk another Oops! All Mutiny.

We don& #39;t need to go too deep into this dark chapter. Suffice it to say the heart wants what it wants.