million dollar beach house: netflix show [review]
from what i& #39;ve obtained from watching the first 3 episodes, they& #39;re all narcissistic, money hungry, garbage people.
but i shall go in depth,
michael: is definitely a bundle of sticks if you know what i mean.. anyways his ego makes him very annoying and just overall an unpleasant sight to look at on screen.
when he was playing ping-pong(?) with noel and he was getting genuinely bothered that he was losing was enough for me to write him off as just another white man
also he& #39;s under investigation (in my mind) for racism cause some of the things he did/said to noel didn& #39;t sit right w my spirit
peggy: honestly i wish i hated her but i can& #39;t. she is truly such a bad b*tch and tells it how it is. in my mind she& #39;s an aries cause she gives me kourtney kardashian vibes
also the way she lowkey got her client to eat noel up for her, i had to give her my stan card right then.
noel: he really just makes me itch. he& #39;s so boring, like do something interesting. i feel like his house is just a white box with windows everywhere and white appliances. he& #39;s so vanilla even though he the only melanated person on the show
also, he is under investigation (IN MY MIND) for sexism because peggy spilt when she confronted him about being demeaning as hell to her
also also he is a clown thinking that house gonna sell for THIRTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS.. a clown
finally, j.t. or j.c. to be honest i don& #39;t even remember him being there except to calm down his boyfriend michael cause he was getting sweaty palms from losing ping pong
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michael gives me very crackhead that hasn& #39;t had a hit in 35 minutes vibes..
i& #39;m on episode three and who the hell is jimmy
can noel unclench his jaw for one second, and his arse too..
i& #39;m over this thread tbh. in conclusion, peggy is cool but the rest of them look like they survive off coke and energy drinks
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