BUT HOW ABOUT... Quirkless Izuku going around blind dates because he's tired of being alone and wanted to settle down but... BUT only for Pro Hero Katsuki to ruin every blind date he has with his endless complaining and SKY HIGH standards

[ #bkdk #bakudeku ]

Izuku would go home to his apartment and Katsuki is already there preparing dinner then he will go and tell katsuki about his blind date.

"I think we're a pretty good match! She seemed to like me a lot! I think this might be it!"

Katsuki would be narrowing his eyes on him

"No, I don't think so."

"What do you mean?"

"I saw her profile, she doesn't even last in a relationship. Her longest was a friggin 3 months! I tell you if you start muttering like shit, she will be bolting out from your ass."

"...You think so?"

"I don't think so. I know."

"Maybe we could try and see?"

"Why waste your time? I mean I don't even know why you wast your fucking time going through blind dates."

Izuku shrugged. "I am not getting any younger! I wanna settle down." He pouted, "Plus I don't wanna impose that much on you."

"Do you fucking hear me complain? Aside from when you leave fucking trails of your clothes every fucking where!"

"...this is my apartment though, Kacchan."

"Shut the fuck up, shitty nerd. Now eat! I'm sure you didn't eat during your date cause of your shitty nerves!"

So Izuku scheduled another blind date. And Katsuki's all like:

"No. she's too short."

"No. His job's too unstable. You'll just end up taking a stray."

"No. That guy isn't even hot? Are you blind?"

"No. Just no."

And he isn't even the one who's going to be with them.

Then Izuku got all fed up and shit because yeah, Katsuki is his bestfriend and his opinion matters. When his mother died 5 years ago, he only has him and his parents but Katsuki's being too much. His reasons for rejecting his dates were all too childish.

"Kacchan, you know you're important to me, right?"

"I better fucking be. I am a fucking delight."

Izuku chuckled. "Yeah, you're the coolest person I know."

"I should be, I am the number one hero, nerd."

"But you know i can decide who to date or not, you know."

"No, you can't because you're too soft. If a villain cry to date you, you will say yes." Katsuki deadpanned.

"Hey!" Izuku pouted.

"Tell me I'm wrong, Deku." Izuku didn't answer. "I thought so," Katsuki smirked.

Izuku stood up, mad.

"You know what? Whoever I date next I am gonna marry him or her! I don't care anymore."

Katsuki narrowed his eyes on him, "Stop throwing a tantrum! I'll buy you the hero merch you're eyeing."

Izuku nearly gave in. "No! I'm serious."

"No, you're fucking not."

"Watch me, Bakugou Katsuki."

/Shit./ Katsuki knew he's fucked so before Izuku could storm out he stopped him.

"Fine! But I will be the fucking one to set your blind date."

Izuku narrowed his eyes on him. He then sighed, "Okay?"

"It will be the best fucking date of your life." Katsuki confidently said. Almost arrogant.

Izuku then smiled, "I'll look forward to it."

"You better." Izuku nodded. Excited. "One last thing, Deku."

"What?"

"You better keep what you saie about marrying this date."

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And Katsuki made it a mission to make the date perfect than perfect. He started by dragging izuku for a long overdue hair cut when izuku protested he just sneered at him, "I am fucking giving you the perfect blind date and the least you can do is look decent!"

The next day Katsuki dropped by his apartment dragging different paper bags all from luxury brands in which he managed to make Izuku try them all.

"They fit so well! Wow. How did you know my size?"

Katsuki scoffed, "I know everything about you, idiot."

"But still! And I can't accept all of this! I could probably work for the rest of my life to pay this and I still wouldn't be able to pay you back!"

"Shut up, you have a life time to pay me back alright?" He smirked and Izuku frowned. "I'm not in a hurry anyway," a shrug.

"Wait, what's this for?"

"Your blind date tomorrow."

"Oh." Izuku bit his lips. "Now that you mentioned, I suddenly became nervous."

"Don't embarrass me, nerd."

Izuku whined, "That's why I'm nervous. What if this person doesn't like me. Your efforts will be wasted."

And the puppy eyes were dished out. Katsuki rolled his eyes as he held both his shoulders. "Believe me, this person is stupid enough to like you and that fucking freckles of yours."

Katsuki then proceeded and telling him what time the date will be and where it is.

On the day of the said date, Katsuki helped him with his clothes and even helped with his hair. This made izuku more anxious because if Katsuki is doing that for him then this person he's about to meet must be someone important. Or at least important enough for Katsuki.

Izuku hated that. He even hated himself briefly for agreeing with the whole thing. If he fucked this up, he might not be able to forgive himself. Because he won't just be disappointing the said blind date but he will be disappointing Katsuki! And he doesn't like that. At all.

"Stop thinking too much, idiot. And relax. Now get the fuck out and go to the damn restuarant already." Izuku bit his lips looking teary eyes at Katsuki. The blond even drop him off to where the date will be. Katsuki just sighed and shooed him again.

Izuku weakly step out of the car and he was immediately welcomed by a staff and accompanied him to the restaurant.

He wants to vomit when he saw the restaurant is just a table for two on the 80th floor of some skyscraper.

What the hell is this date??

The staff assisted him. He was like a lost child trying to find his place in this cruel world. They offered him drinks and some small snacks telling him that his date will be up in 30 minutes.

Izuku swore if Katsuki set him up with some CEO or what he's gonna punch him.

Well not really but it will be like katsuki to set him up with someone that caliber cause the guy rarely approves anyone's existence. Izuku groaned then pull out his phone.

Deku : Please tell me whoever my date is... It's not some billionaire or what.

Kacchan : ???

Deku : Kacchan! I swear to god!

Kacchan : will you chill? You haven't seen your date yet???

Deku : i don't need to see him to know if he's a billionaire! I don't think a commoner like me can afford this whole place!!!

Kacchan : If your date isn't even willing to spend that much why bother???

Deku : i am not after any of this! I just want someone to spend time and to be in love with.

Kacchan : such a fucking sap.

Deku : it's true! I don't need money, Kacchan. I can always earn that.

Kacchan : I know. But what I am trying to say here is you deserve so much more.

Deku : I don't think I do.

Izuku quickly put his phone away when he heard the door open. His jaw dropped upon seeing Katsuki walked in his crisp designer suit, hair done.

/Oh no, he's hot./ Izuku mumbled as he stood up then remembered what happened.

"Kacchan! What are you doing here?"

"Oh, you already have a pet name for me?" he smirked. "Well then, I'll call you Deku."

What the fuck?

"I'm Bakugou Katsuki, your blind date tonight and probably your last blind date." Katsuki offered his hand to him with a smug smile on.

Izuku just looked at him in disbelief. "Wh-what? W-what the hell is happening?"

Katsuki rolled his eyes.

"Don't ruin the mood, little shit. It's called roleplaying." then a teasing smile erupted on his lips. Izuku quickly blushed hard.

He then glared at the blond. Oh he can play his game. Fine. Fine. /FINE./

"Midoriya Izuku, nice to meet you, Bakugou-san." He smiled sweetly.

"Oh i prefered the pet name as I prefer calling you Deku." They then sat down. And the game began, the two idiots acting like they never knew each other when they practically grew together.

It was stupid. It was so stupid but Izuku liked it a lot.

"So what do you do, Kacchan?"

"You know kick ass, take names, stay awesome." He shrugged. "Bout you?"

"I'm an IT Specialist."

"So you're a nerd?" Katsuki smiled.

Izuku chuckled, "Maybe I am."

"Let me guess, you also like pro heroes and probably has tons of merch."

"So? Pro Heroes are cool. I especially like Ground Zero! He's amazing." Izuku smiled.

"Hmmm. i heard he's a little of an asshole."

"Oh he is." Katsuki glared at him. "But he's still the coolest person I met."

"Not gonna lie... but i'm probably better than him."

Izuku laughed at that.

The date ended with Izuku laughing and a little tipsy. For the first time enjoying his blind date. He wasn't wracked with anxiety. His palms aren't sweaty. And he wasn't tense.

"Kacchan! Thank you for today! This is probably the best blind date."

"I told you, this will be the best date of your life."

"Well, Kacchan is always right."

"Damn I am."

"So, why did you do this?"

Katsuki buried his face on his palm. "Jesus, Izuku, isn't it obvious? Should I put it in every billboard in this damn city?"

"What?" Izuku blinked. "What are you putting in billboard?"

"Augh. You're stupid!" Katsuki groaned. "But you're /my/ stupid." With that he pulled Izuku and took his lips with his. He kissed him hard and long. He kissed him with all the intensity of all the days he wished to —

— kiss the nerd. It took YEARS, years in the making before they're in that moment and Katsuki isn't wasting it.

"I love you, idiot." Katsuki huffed, parting from the smaller guy. Izuku just looked at him with flushed face.

"Kacchan..."

Katsuki quickly took his hand and slid a ring on his finger. "Whatever, nerd. You promised to marry your blind date. And the blind date is me. So sucks to be you but you're fucking stuck with me."

And since this is Izuku tears have been spilled as he cried hard, hugging Katsuki

"Do I have a say in this?" Izuku laughed softly wiping his tears.

"No, fuck you. You told me you will marry whoever you will be dating on one of this stupid blind dates."

"Hai, hai," izuku laughed. "Fine, I'll marry you."

"Damn you! Say thank you because you're marrying the best thing that ever walked on this rotten world."

"Alright, thank you. Thank you because I will be marrying the best person I've met. The person I loved ever since we're nothing but small kids. Thank you, Kacchan."

"Tell it to me properly." Katsuki almost sounded like whining.

"What?"

"Those three stupid words I told you. Say them."

Izuku gazed at his fiance's crimson eyes, "I love you, Katsuki."

"Yeah," katsuki pulled him into another kiss. "Me too. Like a lot."

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[ end ]