Dear Scorpios,
I am very much a pick me. I cook. I clean. I will even pretend I have no idea what you are up to so you can maintain a mystery. I will entertain your temper tantrums and I will allow you to call me out my name ONCE a month

Your mood swings are safe with me.

Also, I am also very jealous so when you do passive aggressive things to get my attention, I will always take the bait. I will go tit for tat with you. I will also serenade you because y'all love niggas that can sing. Idk why y'all do but y'all do.

When you are suspicious of me, I'm gonna downplay it on purpose so that you may go full rage mood. I know that your temper only flares because you need me to understand that I am blessed and that you cannot afford to have me make a fool of you on these streets

I will take charge without you having to ask me. I will start conversations without you having to bring it up BUT I will let you sit in a while so you can ride them feelings out. I know you like that shit.

I will make myself one of the mostly desired men in the universe and I won't let anybody have me but you. Who else is willing to feed you like this?!

Also, your parents already love me. Shit you know your parents would love me already. Dear Scorpio, let me in.

If you Taurus placements, that is a plus. I have minor flaws. I have a slight curve so your period might come early. I talk back sometimes. On some occasions, I even stay out last curfew. Don't hold that against me though because I can change and be whatever you need.

If you see a nigga you like, I won't complain baby. He can wear my robe even. Anything for you my Scorpio sweetheart. I will please him if it pleases you.

But I'm jealous and do voodoo so he will surely be going out with a bang

I can also pray and praise with the best of them. So if you a churchy Scorpio with mad churchy elders, I can charm them into thinking that you abandoned your Jezebel ways and finally found a man of God. I am a life improver. Pick me.