Last movie here we goooooo (i am four white claws in and I am still way too sober for what I just witnessed in part 1) https://twitter.com/jordynmco/status/1300614425779470336

The way she just climbs the cliff with her bare hands

She said Jacob u smell like absolute ASS

THE BABY IS FUCKI ND TERRIFYING WTF

That baby is more cognitive at negative zero than I am right now

“Were all the real babies busy that weekend or”

YoU iMpRiNtEd On My DaUgHtEr ?!?!??

Take the dog out Bella hell yeah

U NICKNABEMF NY SAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCHNESS MONSTER IM FUCKING SCREAMITN

They literally talking about how much they’re gonna have sex now and Edward literally had the audacity to say that Emmett and Rosalie used to fuuuucckk

CHARLIE DSERVES BETTER THAN THIS

Charlie is like SOMEONE TELL RHIS CHILD TO PUT HIS CLOTHES BACK ON WHAT IS GOING ON