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Morgan Wallen makes music for guys who drink Michelob
Morgan Wallen makes music for guys who live in a subdivision and drive a half ton 4WD
Morgan Wallen makes music for guys who can’t name 3 Eagles songs
Morgan Wallen makes music for guys who wear a flannel to a honky tonk as “western wear”
Morgan Wallen makes music for guys who ask their gf to open the pickle jar for them
Morgan Wallen makes music for guys who can’t read a tape measure
Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes that vape
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