Thread by @nellythamenace, DUDE MY CAT JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE EYE!!!! OMG ITS WATERING!!!! [...]

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DUDE MY CAT JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE EYE!!!!

OMG ITS WATERING!!!!

So I get under this white sheet, I lay on the floor, I’m playin peek a boo w him and he keeps peeking through the hole that I keep lookin at him through and I stg he literally just popped me in the eye I’m so fucking done. I don’t deserve this!!!

This little fuck bitch!!! Hit me and run!

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YEAH BITCH!!! Fuck you talking bout!

Ok friends again!

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What I tell y’all, he was gone be right back in my face

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