Okay yall
Watching the 2nd bayverse movie omg

The beggining with them falling on the pool, fooling around and eating pizza while hiding and watching a match reminded me so much of rise
All i know is pain

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE THE SHITTY COWORKER FRKM THE FIRST MOVIE GOT ALL THE PRAISE WHAT THE FUCK

The way Vern amplifies my hatred for cishet man is incredible

LMAO THEY SPITTING PAPER BALLS AT VERN I CANT

WHY IS MIKEY STILL TRYING TO GET WITH APRIL DNDNDNDNDNDN

ALSO DONNIE JUST ZAPPED HIM IM DJDBDNDBDNDNDNNS
NO FUCKING CHILL LOVE HIM

NOT BAXTER STOCKERBITCH APPEARING
I HATE THIS MAN NO MATTER THE ITERATION HES IN

ALSO PLS DONNIE GAVE HER A WATCH AS A BKRTHDAY PRESENT
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD @ MOVIE GIMME SOME GOOD DONNIE - APRIL FRIENDSHIP THIS IS MY FUEL

I seriously appreciate that despite ALL bad stuff bayverse has, that at least bayverse April is proactive and isnt afraid of going in the front lines

I HOPE IT STAYS THIS WAY FOR THE REST OF THE MOVIE

OH MY GOD NOT BAXTER STOCKERBITCH THINKING HE HAS A CHANCE WITH APRIL

WHY CANT MEGHAN FOX GET A REST OH GOD WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DO THIS SHIT TO HER

WHEN DID SHE TAKE HER PANTS OFF OH MY GOD

SO FUCKINH CUTE DONATELLO I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

Why do I feel like he will let some of that pizza fall

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE-

Mikey: "I always wanted to go on a Halloween's parade.... Its the only night we would fit in"
Leo: "We NEVER fit in, Mikey"

LEO YOU FUCKING BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP

MIKEY??????????

HE JUST WANTS TO FEEL INCLUDED MAN.....ONLY THAT....

YO WHAT THE FUCK THEY DRAGGED HIM BACK

WHY IS SHE SPEAKING ALL THAT CONFIDENT FILE STUFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET LIKE THAT
PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU MAAM

OOOOOH HERE WE GO
SHREDDER

BEPOP AND ROCKSTEADY BEHIND THERE???????

CASEY JONES IS A COP!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WHO THE F U C K THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?????????????????????????
MY SON IM SO SORRY IM SORRY I CANT BELIEVE THEY DID YOU DIRTY LIKE THIS

WHY HE HAS BEEN MEDIATINH FOR 24 HOURS

(ALSO BAYVERSE SPLINTER IS UGLY AF BUT SI FUCKING COOL, LOVE THE RAT DUDE)

THEY FUCJING RUINED SPLINTER MEDIADTION LMAOOOOOOOO

THATS WHY THE RP ACC OF SPLINTER HERE IS A CHAOTIC MF
HE HAS HAD ENOUGH

TARTARUGA BROTHERS

THIS IS MY EVERYTHING

BAYVERSE DONNIE IS SO ADORABLE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
I WISH I COULD HUG HIM

OKAY THESE ARE BEPOP AND ROCKSTEADY FOR SURE I CAN FEEL THE HUGE IDIOT VIBES EMANATING FROM THEM

"HEEEEY MR SHREDDER! BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK, ESPECIALLY THE EARLY STUFF!"

HES AN IDIOT I LOVE IT

THRY JUST SAID THEIR NAMES LOVE IT

"MY MAN!!"
"MY MAAAAAAN!!"

BOTH: "GIMME A HIGH FOOT!"

PLEASE LMAO WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD

SHIT IS GOING DOWN

MY BOYS ARRIVED

HOLY SHIT THE TANK HAS HUGE NUNCHUCKS???????????

THE NUNCHUCKS FUCKING BROKE

Raph: "Not using my full potential here, Leo!!"

BITCH THE HELL YOU GONNA DO????? PUNCH THE FUCKING TRUCK????????

OOOOOOH I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
GET THEIR ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE RAPH SK FUCKINH MUCH

CASEY IS SO FUCKING LAME
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BECOME A COP HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK TELEPORTING IS A THING IN THIS MOVIE?????
WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT, KRAANG???????

OH CMON-

As always, Kraang is ugly af

NOT THE THIRD DEVICE THING BEING IN BRAZIL OH MY GOD

CASEY TELLING THR INSPECTOR ALL THE SHIT THAT HAPPENNED I CANT

YOOOOO THIS INSPECTOR IS A BITCH

CASEY LEAVE THIS SHITHOLE YOURE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS

WHY ARE BEPOP AND ROCKSTEADY SO FUCKINH GOOD

WHAT THE FUCK VERN???????

OH MY GOD

"I failed, Master Splinter..."

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT THIS AGAIN

LEO YOU HAVE SUCH A GOOD DAD DONT BE AN IDIOT ABT THIS PLS,,,,,

CASEY DESTROYING EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT

GO OFF MY MAN

God, thr security on this building is a fucking joke APRIL IS RIGHT THERE

APRIL WHAT ARE YOU DOINH

APRIL GET OUT OF THERE

THATS WHY YOU NEED A PANIC BUTTON!!!!!!! WHERE ARE RISE PANIC BUTTONS WHEN YOU NEED THEM!!!!!!!!!

YES YES YES CASEY YES

THEY LOST THE OOZE

HEART EYES MOTHERFUCKER

KSBDJDBDJXBDJDDBJSGDJDHDDJDBSJSJSJJSJSJSJSJS CASEY IS A FUCKINH DUMBASS

LMAO MIKEY MESSING UP WITH HIM

DONNIE'S LITTLE WINK
I LOVE HIM

"Raph over there: hes a big cuddly bear....if cuddly bears were incredibly violent"

THEY PROTECTING ARPIL FROM CASEY

PLEASE I WANT THEM TO KEEP MEN AWAY FROM ME TOO

CASEY IS A FUCKING IDIOT

ALL THESE FACES ARE SO GOOD I CANT

ALSO AGAIN DONNIE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABT WHATS HAPPENNING WHAT AN ICON

THE FACES ARE TOO GOOD I CANT

I CARE THEM

DONNIE WANTS TO TURN THEM INTO HUMANS IM GOINH TO CRY

FIRST MIKEY WANTING TO FIT IN NOW THIS IM-

SHUT THE FUCK UP LEO SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

OH MY FUCKING GOD CLASSIC LEO AND RAPH ARGUMENT LETS GO

"There is only one vote to count on this family: mine"

YOOOOO WHAT THR FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAG THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE RUCK WHAT THR FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT TH

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE SHIT LEO IS LEAVING THEM BEHIND?!?!??!!?!!!?!! WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCJ
GO FUCK YOURSEKF LEO OH MY GOD GO FUCK YOURSELF SO HARD WHAT THEFUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FCUK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FCUK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCH SHIT

OH GREAT NOW THE CISHET STUPID DUDE IS BACK

RAPH AND MIKEY ARE SUCH A GOOD DUO BLESS THEM
BOTH DUMBASSES I LOVE THEM

OH NO NO MO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

"What are those things??"
"Theyre monsters"

DONT TALK ABT THEM LIKE THAT DONT YOU DARE TLAKING SBT THEM LIKE THAT DONT YOU FUCKINH DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MIKEY IS CRYING I CANT I CANT I CANT DO THIS I CANT FUCKING DO THIS I-

"You cant ealk away from this!"

TELL HIM SPLINTER TELL HIM!!!!!!!!!!! TELL HIM HOW HE FUCKING MESSED UP HOW HES A FUCKING STUPID TERRIBLE FUCKING BROTHER GO OFF AND TELL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"a good leader understands it AND a good brother accepts it"

GET HIS FUCKINH ASS SPLINTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOH I LOVE APRIL SO MUCH SO SO SO SO MUCH!!!!!!!

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A TANK???????? IN THE AMAZON FOREST??????????? WHAT THE FUCK??????????..

THE TURTLES ARE GOING TO BRAZIL TOO??????????

OH MY GOD THEY ARE GOING TO JUMP

RAPH IM AFRAID OF HEIGHTS TOO I CAN HOLD YOUR HAND

DONNIE JUST FUCKING JUMPED LIKE IT WAS THE NORMAL THING IN THR FUCKING WORLD I CANT I FUCKING CANT

DONNIE YOU CRAZY MF I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANY WORDS COULD POSSIBLY TELL

LEO CAUGHT RAPH THANK FUCK

THE FIRST USEFUL THING THIS BITCH HAS DONE IN THE WHOLE MOVIE

BEPOP USED A FUCKING TANK INSIDE A FUCKING PLANE

I CANT
I FUCKING CANT

RAPH FELL RAPH FELL RAPH FELL RAPH FELL RAPH FELL RAOH FELL RAPH FELL RAPH FELL RAPH FELL RAPH FELL-

RAPH SAVING DONNIE IM-

THEY ALL ENTERED IN THEIR SHELLS THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE OH MY GOD THEY ARE CUTE

NOT LEO FUCKING BLAME THEM OH MY FUCKING GOD IM GOING TO COMMIT MURDER

OH CASEY YOU STUPID HIMBO I LOVE YOU

OH THE CISHET MAN IS BACK

"Its not my job to make your presences known"

OH MY GOD LEO WHAT THE FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UO SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UO SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UO SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCJ UO SHUT THE FUCJ UP S

"we may be brothers....but we are not a team"

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK UOU FUCK YOU FUXK YOU FUCK UOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK UOU FUXK YOU FUXK YOU FUXK YOU-

"I will do whatever you guys say".

OH FUCKING FINALLY

I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Shredder upgraded from looking like a transformer to look like a fucking power rangers side villain

"You betrayed me..!"
"Actuallu, I barely even thought about you"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS WHOLE FIGHT IS SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIT?!?!?!?!!

"NOBODY MESSES WITH MICKEY!!"

THEY FIGHTING TOGETHER IS MY FUCKING SEROTONIN

THEY SCREAMING TURTLE POWER
I LOVE THEM
I LOVE THEM SO FUCKINH MUCH

THEY RECEIVING MEDALS
IM GOING TO CRY

IM EMOTIONAL

THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING I LOVE THEM SO MUCB

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