CHARLIECONAH AND MARYCONAH VILLANEVE FANFIC REC
charlieconah and maryconah - phd in villaneve fanfiction by harvard and doctorate's degree in russian babes and milfs by oxford

conah nation friendship started because of this fanfic. She talked about it on the tl and i read it and spent the whole night crying and on the other day i was like who the fuck was talking about the void and she was like it was me and i was like i cried and she was like me too

oh my god i can't even think of going finishing anymore i am forever traumatized. Villanelle made a bad lasagna but at least she kills a guy and gives his expensive watch to eve!!! yay sugar daddy

this is a classic like titanic. i dont have to elaborate.

oh my god this was the void all over again it's fucking SAD but i LOVED it they're broke as fuck, they get tattoos and oh my god they were roommates for a bit. and there's a plot twist...............

villanelle annoys eve at every chance she gets and they work in a fucking cruise we just love to read it. oh and eve has a sea sickness bucket for when she vomits!!! cool cool cool

soulmate chicks. yeah we dig it.

how do i fucking explain this one it's perfection you're like oh lets kill her parents so they dont become step sisters and all is fine!! and we cried when this got deleted and we actually mourned it but the patroa came back and SERVED. i would steal someone's kidney for this fic

i was like im not into vampires but now i'm into vampires and when everything got deleted i was like oh maryconah will never read the vampire chicks bumping coochies )): BUT ITS HERE NOW and conah nation becomes thirst verse vampire nation everytime it updates. we love it!!!

they exchange letters, they exchange texts... until they don't. and villanelle has a dog!! and yeah we dig the lumberjack and alaska stuff

maryconah was like oh is villanelle a mermaid???? BUT SHES NOT eve finds her when she almost drowns and they become roommates and villanelle works helping around the house and eve has A GOAT (who gets pregnant) oh villanelle also makes coffee and sleeps on the couch (for a bit)

eve got tired of doing boob jobs on rich people and went to alaska and villanelle is kind of an asshole at first but then her dog likes eve and they bond and oh my god they were neighbours

oh this is a classic

they hate each other and then they dont also eve has tattoos and villanelle adopts a cat!!!!!!!!! and they become roommates for a while

the harry potter au the fandom deserves!! eve and hugo best of friends go to hogwarts to investigate the killer while villanelle bangs the teacher!!!! i mean did you even go to hogwarts if you didnt see a murder??? no way

this is from maryconah: This should be called tears instead of thread. Charlieconah told me to write something and she would pretend she has read it but truth is: this will wreck you and charlieconah is a pussy so she hasn't read it. It hurts so much that you start enjoying it.

how do i explain soft series its like eating a chocolate bar when you're craving it and getting the damn serotonin your brain deserves and bbc is scaring of giving it to us because theyre a bunch of pussies and oh there's so much cuteness

eve gets pregnant and villanelle jumps in to act as a mother in the most cute and stalkerish way i just love it and the baby loooooves villanelle so much i feel like he will probably think shes the one who gave birth to him

i was never really into hunger games but after this fic i was like fuck i have to watch the movies and read the books so yeah its great villanelle is a massive killer in this one but with a soft spot for eve and idk how she didnt get tendinitis

oh this is a great memory loss one eve was like hehe im gonna get my revenge and then she finds villanelle who lost her memory after a car accident and she is like oh and very smitten then they become friends AND VILLANELLE HAS A CAT!!

we will make a quick stop for maryconah to read the next one. with best regards
charlieconah and maryconah - masters degree in villaneve AU by UCLA and in spies and MI6 chicks by stanford

handcuffed babes hanging out in rome pretending it's normal to be a hot killer and a milf with arms connected by chains and oh my god they had to go a hotel and there was ONE BED (because they were handcuffed) so yeah roommates did i mention they were handcuffed??? yeah they were

maybe we love texting babes so what nobody can judge us we will answer to god only when we die

enemies to lovers and villanelle kind of said eve's wines were shit when niko fucked her wines up and eve kind of hates her guts but she actually just wants to bang her while having a glass of wine! villanelle has had a crush on eve's wine since college (this is not a metaphor)

dark eve crushing people's heads with bowling balls but then going home to Her Girl. Cuddling, sex and shopping. Did I mention dark eve????
Codename: Phoenix.
Rise, motherfucker

villanelle shows up at eve's house and out of nowhere decides they are dating so they eat dinner and cuddle! and shes like lets kiss so eve kisses her!! and villanelle takes her clothes to eve's house and before eve notices they date for REAL yes you go get your girl, villanelle

eve wants to bump coochies with villanelle but villanelle is too dumb to notice and thinks eve is just inviting herself to her mission and when they're kissing she thinks it is to distract the bad guys but its not eve just wanted to smash the hell out of the hot russian killer

eve is a firefighter (sexc) and gets called to save a pussy and when she arrives villanelle is playing hero and gets stuck in the tree and they are fruity and flirt with the pussy on her lap SHAMELESS GAYS and i can bet villanelle put the cat there to get the milf's attention

EVE IS A HOT MILF AND VILLANELLE IS A BODYGUARD AND OH MY GOD EVE IS A MILF AND SHE WEARS HOT BIKINIS AND VILLANELLE IS A HORNY DOG AND SHE WANTS TO PUT SUNSCREEN ON HER AND SMASH THE MILF'S COOCHIE EVE IS A MILF AND VILLANELLE IS A MILF HUNTER

this one is just like that black mirror episode and i tried to get ALL the endings (even if i didnt want them to jump) but yeah maybe i spent like 3 hours doing it??? so what its great to see that YES THEY END UP TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY ARE ENDGAME we loved to read it

update: all the charlieconah and maryconah quality seals are on hold while maryconah celebrates her birthday. we will be back with more once we finish the research for cambridge about asian babes and russian tities getting smashed

eve owns a bar and villanelle is a womanizer who has no shame she is a DOG but then eve starts to like her and gets jealous and they almost kiss, villanelle disappears and eve is like omg where the hot babe go? but she comes back and eve gets jealous again and they bump coochies

i was like nope nope nope spayne will kill her BUT I SWEAR ITS NOT SAD ENDING villanelle gets hurt in a car accident and Eve goes to the hospital to stay with her and its kind of dark eve (sexc) BUT ITS NOT SAD ENDING!!! I REPEAT GREEN LIGHT NO TEARS WILL BE SHED

villanelle is like jeff bezos except she has hair and is hot and doesnt look like she is the villain from a kid's movie and she is (accidentally) dumping all the local bookstores, like eve's and they're also mutuals on twitter and talk in the dms so its like OOMF? JEFF BEZOS?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND WE ARE BAAACK

this one is so cute it will make you explode villanelle is a fcking gentlewoman and they bump coochies in a TRAIN and then JUMP OUT OF A TRAIN (tom cruise style) and eve is a badass who knows how to hotwire cars (sexc) and they steal people in the most villaneveish way

whoever has watched hannibal tv show HAS to read this one The hannibal escape scene??? Pretty good scene. Now make it Villaneve. REALLY. FCKING. GREAT It sent me into a hannibal spiral i just had to watch the movies again. The audience NEEDS more.

instead of leaving eve to die, villanelle takes care of her and even makes soggy bread and eve is scared to comment on it and thinks she will k word her if she complains (mood) and villanelle is so cute taking care of her!!! i mean yes, she was the one who shot her but SO WHAT

villanelle is a BARISTA and accidentally spill coffee on eve (nice move) and they start talking but eve never gets her name and after a while she gets embarassed to ask and they DATE while eve doesnt know her name and she whispers random names to see if villanelle reacts to them

TIME TRAVEL AU? sign me up! eve meets villanelle from the past and the future and future eve (complicated i know but so is time travel AND she shows up naked every time. I loved every bit and my heart melted at the prison villaneve encounter they really are soulmates

HOT TEACHERS ALARM!!! They are teachers and everyone thinks they hate each other but in fact they are MARRIED and then they have to teach a class together and pretend theyre not in love. Oh and the students place bets on either they are in a relationship or not (smtg i would do)

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this one is after the s03 bridge scene and its very funny eve is getting her divorce and villanelle kind of mentions she is married too so she decides to get a divorce as well and they go to a lawyer and then make a little visit to a certain spanish (soon to be ex) wife