I want a fic where wangxian do get together at cloud recesses and lwj keeps kissing wwx when no one else is looking, and he's SOO sneaky about it, and absolutely nobody will believe wwx. He's screaming "he JUST kissed me!" and lwj is next to him like -_-

"-sure wei ying"

Wwx whinging about it to lwj constantly like "whyyyy are you doing this to me?? Everyone thinks I'm mad and obsessed with you!"

lwj: perhaps you should practice self restraint
wwx: perhapS YOU SH-

lwj kissing wwx behind a pillar so furiously that when they hear voices approaching, they overbalance and lwj just fucking drops wwx.

Jc: what the hell are you playing at? Get off the floor!!

Lwj has just fucking vanished

jc actually catches them once with wwx on top of lwj and just thinks wwx has fucking fallen on top of the guy and embarrassed himself. Wwx seems to be falling out of a lot of random places these days...

i'm realising in this thread how often i say the word "fucking" sorry mum

nhs actually spotted them smooching behind a tree once, but he doesn't say a word. If anything, he makes it worse. Any time wwx claims lwj has kissed him, nhs plays it up BIG style.

"The Second Jade of Lan is untouchable and reserved. He'd NEVER do something as shameless as you"

the only reason it ever comes out is bc jc is yelling at wwx for being particularly shameless trying to hold lwj's hand (scandalous!)

He starts biting out about how wwx is bringing shame upon their sect and he's useless as a gusulan disciple and lqr hates him

and lwj ain't having nobody smack talk his man in front of him.

So he grabs wwx by the neck and pulls him into the hottest, wettest, most obscene kiss he can. When he pulls away, wwx is looking a bit dazed and jc looks like he might faint

lwj brushes by him without comment