Damn that just fucked up my day. Somebody from the pen, called my phone (wrong number) bro was tryna call his moms.. I can hear how shook he was in his voice, dailed the wrong number. I’m tryna 3 way his moms so he can talk to her & the call got cut. I fstow man. I got fam there
When I tell y’all niggas, you ain’t gone believe the convo I heard today. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> so bro call me back.. he couldn’t remember his moms number, so he gave me his sisters.. I 3way her.. she 3 ways his baby mama... this where shit get interesting
So baby moms hops on the line, at this point I done just muted my phone. I told bro how he had been weighing on my mental since we spoke, so I was just gone let em chop it up with his people.
So baby moms is 9 weeks, don’t matter.. but what does is, SHE GOT IN MY MANZ PHONE WHILE HE LOCKED UP. She let this nigga HAVE IT!
Aparantly my boy been hitting a preacher on the side, whole time she been pregnant. Dawgggggg https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€Ł" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„Ž" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face"> she cursed him out on another level.. he tried to say they hadn’t had sex, she was like “nigga you still tryna lie, with me reading through all these paragraphs...?”
Don’t ask me why I know, but Pastor got like 5 house dogs.. his baby mama been like “it’s the dogs for me, tf you love these dogs for? Lol you fucking them too? You got a whole family & you worried bout some crooked pastor & a damn dog kennel”
I know she had been waiting to have this convo cause she was so calm. Boy went from lying to apologizing quick. I was just tryna be solid. His sister set him up for the okie doke, OKAY!?
Ima still say a prayer for my boy tho. He go see the judge in the morning.. nigga can’t come home to his family, but that’s better than bring behind the walls. Swear.
I think the most awkward part of it all was at the end... they all thanked me again before the call ended. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> I can not make this up. I just told bro to hold his head. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="â˜č" title="Stirnrunzelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Stirnrunzelndes Gesicht">
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