having planets in the 12th house is funny because you can resent people for never seeing your 12th house planet but you're too scared to show your 12th house planet in the 1st place

sun in the 12th house: boohoo why does nobody ever notice me!! i want attention!! but like... i'm SCARED... OF ATTENTION!!! DON'T PERCEIVE ME!!!

moon in the 12th house: omg people are so heartless!! how could they not see how sad and depressed i feel on a daily basis even though i have never ever communicated it before!!!!!

mercury in the 12th house: omg people are ALWAYS just trying to misunderstand me!!!!!! i feel so DIFFERENT!!!! however, i've never really shared the reasoning behind my thoughts... or my thoughts at all... hm

venus in the 12th house: omg why do people never love me!!! am i not likable or relatable? i mean, i don't ever go out of my way to interact with me, but I STILL WANT PEOPLE TO LIKE ME OKAY

mars in the 12th house: omg why do people not ever see how hard i work!! UGH I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW - but i'm also just really scared of confronting people because i don't ever wanna get hurt or face the consequences of confronting xD

jupiter in the 12th house: why do people never notice my talents!! I WANT PEOPLE TO RECOGNIZE MY TALENTS but at the same time i don't want people to know what i'm good at something because idk what it'd be like to accept that there's actually certain things that come easily to me

saturn in the 12th house: yo my life is SO freaking hard and i don't get why nobody notices when i just pretend that everything is going well when really, i just really hate myself and i wished i was better but idk where to start!!!!!!!!!

i'm gonna stop at jupiter because i don't think uranus, neptune, and pluto work as well with this idea

also, disclaimer before i hurt your feelings: i'm being cheeky on purpose. i make love tweets about the 12th house all the time. it's time i made cheeky 12th house tweets

wait, i meant saturn sdiojfmksdf