IM GONNA TALK ABOUT THE STRAWBERRY PIC AND IM GONNA TALK ABOUT IT NOW: A FUCKING THREAD ABOUT STRAWBOYS

FIRST OF ALL. FIRST OF ALL JUNG HOSEOK . !!! U ABSOLUTE BEAUTIFUL BOY U FOUND THE LUCKY THREE LEGGED STRAWBERRY AND U MADE IT YOUR FRIEND GOOD FOR U!! FUCK YEAH, AND THAT SMILE RIGHT NEXT TO THAT SPECIAL STRAWB??? R YA KIDDING ME U DELIGHT OF A HUMAN IM ROLLING IN A POND OF TEARS

THIS IS THE STANCE OF A MAN WHO WENT OUT AND EARNED HIS STRAWBERRIES. A MAN WHO SPENT ALL DAY GATHERING BERRIES FOR HIS FRIENDS AND IS EXCITED TO SHOW OFF HIS FINDINGS LIKE AN ANCIENT HUNTER WOULD SHOW OFF HIS BOAR AFTER A HUNT. THATS A MAN WHO KNOWS HES DONE AN HONEST DAYS WORK

KIM SEOKJIN ARE THOSE YOUR SPECIAL STRAWBERRY PICKING GLASSES ! DID U ASK THE STYLISTS TO FIND U A PAIR OF NICE HEARTY FARMING GLASSES, WITH A LIGHT TINT SO THAT U COULD STILL SEE ALL THE GREAT DETAILS ON YOUR STRAWBERRIES, U STYLISH STRAWBOY

I ALSO AM JUST NOW NOTICING YOUR HAND ON YOONGI’S BASKET, AS IF TO SAY, “YOONGI DID PICK THESE BUT WE ARE A FAMILY SO THEY ALSO BELONG TO ME” . U HAVE CLAIMED THE STRAWBERRIES IN THE NAME OF LOVE. WITH ONE GENTLE BUT ASSERTIVE STROKE OF YOUR HAND, U BECAME THE STRAWBERRY KING

VMIN. WHAT TO SAY ABOUT VMIN. WELL FOR ONE I CANT BELIEVE HOBI LEAKED PICTURES OF YOUR HONEYMOON BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A REALLY NICE COUPLE ACTIVITY CANT WAIT TO PHOTOSHOP U TWO ON A FARM IN HAWAII REALLY LOVING THIS GREAT HONEYMOON MOMENT FOR U TWO

JUST A ROUGH SKETCH OK THANK U GUYS HOPE U HAVE A GREAT HONEYMOON MANY YEARS OF HAPPINESS UNTO YOUR HOUSEHOLD

NAMJIN R JUST THE COOL DADS THAT BROUGHT THEIR FIVE RASCALLY CHILDREN TO A STRAWBERRY FARM AND NAMJOON IS JUST LIKE HELL YA SEEING MY KIDS HAVE FUN MAKES ME HAVE FUN THIS IS ALL I NEED IN LIFE AND JIN IS LIKE THERES STRAWBERRY JUICE ALL OVER ME CAN WE PLS GO HOME

JEON JUNGKOOK. THEY HAD TO PRY U OUT OF THOSE ROWS OF STRAWB PLANTS DIDNT THEY. THATS THE FACE OF A BOY WHO HAD TO SPRINT HALFWAY ACROSS A FIELD TO TAKE THIS SELFIE, AND AS SOON AS TAEHYUNG LOWERED THE CAMERA HE WAS BACK OUT THERE. HAVING THE TIME OF HIS FUCKING LIFE

i . am so weak now. this was adrenaline fueled and i am crashing . yoongi pls catch me as if i were a strawberry falling from its vine