Next week all kids have to go school. But parties are illegal. COVID-19 doesn’t attend school but likes to party. According to the people who run the country

I am just here waiting on the government to announce that tweeting also causes Covid-19

COVID-19 is on http://shoobs.com  buying all the rave tickets to attend. But likes to bunk classes. So parents get fined for not sending them to school with 1000s and you will get fined for 30 or more people around you. Because people in uniforms at school ain’t humans.

Covid doesn’t like shoreditch as it was popping up there all weekend

I just went past pub in my area over 100 people in there covid don’t attack if you are seated. He don’t like people who sit down and drink.

Dumb people don’t understand so let me write this part. If covid is so dangerous. Why send kids to school? Simple comprehension in breaking down a tweet has gone over a lot of heads

Covid likes when you go restaurants to eat out to help out. But doesn’t like when you walk into a supermarket without a mask. He picks and chooses were to attend. He don’t like going beaches or pubs though.

Covid has an encro line

Covid apparently likes black people more. Apart from when they are on the continent. He is shook of them.